If I were more of a homemaker I'd offer to sew catnip into the lining of his sheets.

[She sits back, proud as he takes the initiative. Of course, ideally the new decor will be home delivered by expedient and unobtrusive workmen, nothing to interrupt the night. It's curious, most of Amber's customer service experiences do work out expedient and unobtrusive. Eventually.]

But I can always hire someone else to do it. [And she nods to the catalogue.] Anything you choose is paid for. I have funds.

[She has all of House's card details.]