Voice

[gotashortfuse]

[Michael hasn't even noticed that all these other people are around. He's far too busy holding his sides from laughing so hard on top of Raphael's coffee table. Apparently something is absolutely hilarious.]

HAHAHAHAHA!

THAT PERVERT RAPHAEL! HE FELL FOR IT BIG TIME!

[He tries to catch his breath a bit.]

The idiot was hitting on someone and thought a guy was a GIRL! THEY EVEN WENT ON A DAMN DATE!

[Hang on. He's laughing again.




Still laughing.



Okay the post is ending here. He can't continue.]

Comments

[beyourarmy]

Must've been a pretty guy....

1/.... 2

[bedsidemanners]

[... smeared as his image has always been, his fuse for being publically humiliated runs rather long.]

[rather long indeed]

[but this...]

Michael, you-- shut up!! What the hell are you doing?!

[valentineluke]

I'm not surprised.

[gotashortfuse]

WHO CARES? [STILL DYING HERE.]

[bedsidemanners]

Delete this shit right now!

[gotashortfuse]

[This is hilarious enough that he even likes you right now, Luke.]

Told 'im it would blow up in his face!

[gotashortfuse]

Make me!

[Running to his room, waving his device around!]

[beyourarmy]

Did he really never notice...?

[He's starting to laugh.]

[gotashortfuse]

The guy told him at some point or something. Don't know. Didn't get all those details because I was laughin' by then.

[valentineluke]

He was warned.

[gotashortfuse]

He gets warned all the damn time.

[bedsidemanners]

[GIVING CHASE.]

[AND TRYING TO GRAB IT.]

Michael! Goddamnit!

[gotashortfuse]

[HE MAY BE SHORT BUT HE IS FAST GDI!]

GOTTA CATCH ME, YA GIANT PERV!

[bedsidemanners]

[AND RAPHAEL IS TALL AND...]

[PROBABLY HASN'T RUN SINCE GYM CLASS AT SCHOOL. but still. he's chasing best he can--]

This is ridiculous! You're ruining my reputation!

[gotashortfuse]

Good! Then all the girls will go away!

[JUMPING OVER FURNITURE NOW! HE REFUSES TO BE CAUGHT!]

[beyourarmy]

[Totally laughing now.] I guess that's what he gets for playing girls like he does.

[gotashortfuse]

That's what he gets for goin' after girls! I told 'im that!

1/2

[repentedwings]

[ Because what better way for this guy to show up for this event than for him to see this first.


What the flip guys. Honestly. ]

[bedsidemanners]

Stop that! I don't want them to go away!

[is he trying to blow the device out of his hands with a gust of wind]

[why yes. yes he is. he is probably blowing things off the shelves and tables in the process]

2/2

[repentedwings]

I would ask to be filled in on what is going on or how I got to be here, but I'm having second thoughts on the matter.

[gotashortfuse]

[WOAH HEY! THAT'S HIS!

HE IS GOING TO DUCK INTO HIS ROOM OKAY.]

I DO! THEY CAN ALL GO AWAY!

[gotashortfuse]

[HOLD ON!]

WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?

[repentedwings]

[ AND HE'S HAPPY TO SEE YOU TOO. ]

I arrived here just recently.

[gotashortfuse]

He started it.

[beyourarmy]

He isn't really gonna make you delete it, is he? I sure hope not!