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[eiremagic]

So I've a tip. If you turned into an animal yesterday and raided your own fridge, you've got to pay your flatmates for the food you ate.

And also vacuum. Fur everywhere.

[She busts out laughing, though]

There ain't no magic to fix this shite, boyo.

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[never_very_good]

Pretty sure I ate less than usual.

[eiremagic]

Yeah, you did. Some people turned into bears.

[never_very_good]

Count myself lucky then, I guess.

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[eiremagic]

So what did you remember? You really thought you'd been a wolf the whole time?

[designedtoparty]

Flatmates?

[Being paid is always a good thing.]

[eiremagic]

When was the last time you actually bought food, Nathan?

[designedtoparty]

Does it matter? It was still mine.

[eiremagic]

No, it was mine, that I happened to give to you.

[designedtoparty]

Okay. You did say flatmates, though. Which means that legally I'm entitled to half of whatever it is he pays you.

[eiremagic]

He's paying me in sex, Nathan.

[designedtoparty]

Woah. Okay. You can keep him. I'm not that desperate.

[eiremagic]

I'm a bit glad you weren't an animal.

[designedtoparty]

What, you mean you wouldn't want me to pay you back?

[eiremagic]

You never would.

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[never_very_good]

Think so? Didn't really question it.

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[eiremagic]

I think there are some questions I shouldn't ask, then.

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[never_very_good]

Probably right. Dunno if I could answer anyway.

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[eiremagic]

"Yeah, Eden, we had a great sex life when I was a dog."

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[never_very_good]

Jesus.

Pretty sure we didn't, if it makes you feel better. At all, I mean.

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[eiremagic]

That's good to know. One less thing to share with Nathan.

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[never_very_good]

Fuck, the less, the better.

You didn't seem to mind much. Having a pet.

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[eiremagic]

You were cute.

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[never_very_good]

For a dog?

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[eiremagic]

For a dog.

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[never_very_good]

Right.

Really want me to vacuum?

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[eiremagic]

It's all right.

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[never_very_good]

Sure? Dunno if I'll ever offer again.

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[eiremagic]

You don't have to offer. If I say hoover, you'll hoover.

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[never_very_good]

Got a point there.

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[eiremagic]

You don't, er. Feel like I'm taking advantage, yeah?

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[never_very_good]

What do you mean?

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[eiremagic]

You do whatever I like, you know.

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[never_very_good]

Mostly, yeah. If I minded I wouldn't.

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[eiremagic]

All you have to do is say and I'll stop.

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[never_very_good]

I don't mind. Really.

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[eiremagic]

All right then.

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[never_very_good]

'Sides, someone's gotta keep me in line.

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[eiremagic]

You're not so bad.

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[never_very_good]

No. But part of that's good influence.

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[eiremagic]

You're not a loser.

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[never_very_good]

I know.

[fatespoken]

You at least played fetch with Frankie, didn't you?

[eiremagic]

I hugged him a lot.