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[aperfectthird]

I understand that these 'visitor weekends' happen in this city, and of course I understand that we're all very excited to see people inexplicably appearing in the city, but please, be excited at a more respectful volume.

Thank you.

[ooc: set phasers to 'troll!' absolutely everything is a go go go! o/]

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[killerinblacknpink]

WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

[voice] 2/2

[killerinpinknblack]

WE DIDN'T QUITE UNDERSTAND!!

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[fatalchoice]

[The camera frame fortunately (unfortunately?) stops just past her bare shoulders, but it's enough to suggest that Johanna Mason is not wearing clothes. The City has this delightful habit of dragging her in when she's in the middle of one of her naked sessions, though the way her hair is sticking up suggests she was just in the middle of changing clothes and nothing more sinister than that. (Usually her nudity is some form of protest, you see.)]

You're no fun.

[voice] dlmskgdflg

[aperfectthird]

[And he's very deliberately turning down the volume on his phone, thank you.]

Perhaps if you stopped communicating entirely in shouting, you might hear a bit more clearly.

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[aperfectthird]

[ADKGMFLGMGFDLML WHAT NAKED WHY OH GOD AVERTING EYES AND BLUSHING.]

Would you like to borrow my coat?

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[capslockmum]

[Your mother is heedless of respectful volume, Percy.]

Oh, Percy dear!

[voice] 1/2 do you know the canon? 8D or is that just for the crazy? XD

[killerinpinknblack]

is this better?

[voice]

[killerinblacknpink]

Can you hear us now mister?

(OOC, messed up the code before, they are both whispering X3 )

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[charring]

[Charlie is replying, looking harried and a bit pale and trying to play it off calmly.] Percy, do you mind some company? I'm feeling a bit overwhelmed and could seriously use a friendly face right now.

obligatory driveby background audio shenanigans;

[killerstyle]

I SWEAR, IF YOU TAKE MY BOXERS AGAIN--

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[fatalchoice]

[EYEBROW.]

Why?

finnick go troll ginny's brother or something

[fatalchoice]

[And the sound of something being thrown.]

Stop complaining. It means you have good taste.

[voice] just the crazy, it cracks me up

[aperfectthird]

That's much better, thank you. Is that so difficult?

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[aperfectthird]

Surely you must be cold.

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[aperfectthird]

Mum! Where are you? Have you been here long?

[video] good!

[killerinblacknpink]

Oh! Oh! Pick Luki! She knows the answer! [she's waving a ... very long sleeve at the screen]

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[aperfectthird]

Not at all. I'm in my office; would you like to meet elsewhere?

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[fatalchoice]

It doesn't bother me.

[And then suddenly, a wicked grin that doesn't quite reach her eyes.]

But it bothers you, huh?

what this isn't trolling right here?

[killerstyle]

AND I WOULD LIKE TO ENJOY THE FRUITS OF MY GOOD TASTE BY GIRDING MY LOINS WITH REBELLION. WHICH IS SOMETHING I CAN'T DO IF YOU'RE INTRUDING ON MY GIRDING.

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[charring]

Sure. Pick a place and I'll meet you.

[fatalchoice]

[And now she's pulling away from the microphone to speak directly to him.]

OH, PLEASE. YOU GIRD YOUR LOINS ALMOST AS MUCH AS I DO.

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[capslockmum]

I've been here before, dear, I know my way around. Oh, it's so good to see you.

[Suddenly peering so close to the camera.]

Though you do seem a bit thin, Percy, have you been eating well? I thought I had done quite enough groceries to last a while for that cabin of yours.

[killerstyle]

NOT FOR LACK OF TRYING. IT'S A LITTLE TRICKY TO LOIN-GIRD WHEN SOMEONE ELSE HAS THE OBJECT OF YOUR GIRDING ON HER LOINS.

ps i posted ginny

[fatalchoice]

AS IF YOU ONLY HAVE ONE PAIR OF BOXERS, ODAIR. I BET YOU HAVE ENOUGH TO GIRD YOUR ENTIRE DISTRICT.

oh well then tally ho

[killerstyle]

YOU CAN'T GIRD WITH ORDINARY BOXERS. YOU TOOK THE ONES WITH THE CRABS.