47 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

[Unless anyone happens to be familiar with Nathan's butt, it probably isn't immediately obvious just whose device this is. Filming from behind is slightly awkward, so there's a bit of fumbling before Nathan manages to focus it on a fresh, slightly sore looking star and dice tattoo on his left hip. Satisfied, Nathan moves the camera to focus on his face, yanking his trousers back up.]

Pretty good, huh? I haven't had a new one in a while, and after that whole unicorn thing I thought I could do with one.

Oh, and if anyone's up for cards, I'm setting up a gambling business with Curtis. I'm trying out that whole responsible adult thing, so we're having a practice game at his and Alisha's next Saturday.

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[mrbackwards]

... we're doing what now?

[errandry]

... what the fuck, is this your hobby or something?

[designedtoparty]

You heard me. I was going to get Barry to do it, but I'm pretty sure he's gone for good.

[designedtoparty]

Is what my hobby?

[errandry]

Gee, I dunno, public ass recordings?

[designedtoparty]

Not really. Techically the last one was a vagina recording. I haven't filmed my ass in a while.

[mrbackwards]

No. We ain't doing none of that.

[ ... ]

I ain't seen him 'round, neither.

[designedtoparty]

Sure we are. You're better with numbers than I am.

He's gone. I checked. Anyway, even Barry doesn't disappear for this long.

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[captaininnuendo]

Well isn't that... a sight. You know there's a casino in the underground. You might get more cash working for them... or conning them, whichever you prefer.

[shall_yield_us]

What will you wager me? For cards.

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[designedtoparty]

Who's conning? Maybe I'm just good at it.

And keep your eyes to yourself. I know what you're like.

[designedtoparty]

Cash only. I want to get something decent out of this game.

[shall_yield_us]

But you don't own money, you constantly beg for it.

[mrbackwards]

And if running it I can already tell you all I'll be dealing with are the negative kind.

Guess you're right.

[designedtoparty]

Then I'll get money. It's not like it matters, though. I'll win either way.

[designedtoparty]

No, no. I'm telling you, man. We'll be rolling in it.

If we play it right we'll only need to do it for a couple of weeks, then we should be set for as long as we're here.

[mrbackwards]

We ain't starting no gambling business. I'll do all the work and you'll lose all the-- [ why is he explaining himself to you nathan :| ]

No!

[shall_yield_us]

You cannot be that good of a cheating hand. Surely.

[designedtoparty]

Why does everyone think I'm cheating?

[You people have no faith.]

[designedtoparty]

I won't lose anything. I'm good at this. Trust me.

[awkwards]

Excuse me?

[mrbackwards]

Trust you?

[orangetoughguy]

You know gambling's a tough business?

[errandry]

Still something nobody wants to see! And what do you mean in a while?

[designedtoparty]

Yes. Me. Do you want to get rich or not?

[designedtoparty]

Look, you can be our assistant if you're going to get that upset over it.

[designedtoparty]

Not for me.

[designedtoparty]

Well, I couldn't swear I'd never filmed it in my life.

[awkwards]

I am not being anyone's fucking assistant. And you're not hosting that at my flat!

[designedtoparty]

Barry would let me.

[errandry]

That just makes it sound like you're gonna make sequels.

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[captaininnuendo]

Mmm sour mood today, hrm? That's less attractive.

[designedtoparty]

That just makes it sound like you want a downloadable copy.

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[designedtoparty]

I'm not sour. I just don't see why people keep jumping to the conclusion I'm trying to con them.

I'm a good, clean player, I swear.

[awkwards]

[ alisha's face almost crumbles at that. instead of crying, she gets kind of angry. ]

Well, he's not exactly around to let you, is he?

[designedtoparty]

[Baw, Alisha. He misses him, too.]

Okay, so I'll pay you.

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[captaininnuendo]

It was more a suggestion than a suspicion, really. But good for you, nice clean game.

[awkwards]

How about you get your own flat, yeah?

No one wants your fake money.