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Don't you assholes know what cat scratch fever is?

A benign infectious disease caused by zhe intracellular bacterium Bartonella?

[She really has the shittiest sense of humor...]

Yeah, Frenchie, that's exactly what it is.

I suppose you could 'ave been asking 'covertly' about your case of syphilis.

To get syphilis I'd have to have unprotected sex. Problem solved.

How recent are your blood tests, sir? [Deadpan. Forever.] Eet may stay latent for up to fifteen years and per'aps made its way to you in a kiss

Another thing I don't do.

A vanguard. An inspiration to us all.

I live to fucking inspire. But you know what, now that you got on the topic of sexually transmitted shit, let's just say this. Bodily fluids are fucking disgusting.

Yes.

[Her ship was taken over by fleshbeasts and their great heaving wet biomass. She has. Some issues.]

I suppose zhere ees a reason cleanliness ees next to godliness.

I'm an atheist.

A turn of phrase, not a statement of faith.

It's a stupid turn of phrase. Cleanliness is close to longevity is better but I guess it isn't as catchy.

One appeals with rhyme where sense would not trump.

With that logic, slovenliness is close to godliness is equally catchy.

Yes, I am sure eet would stick with a few, were you to cite it to zhem.

I'll keep that in mind.

You listen to Ted Nugent?

[THIS REPLY TAKES A WHILE because he's still mad at you B|]

I mean the disease, asshole.

And no.

[;______________;]

Well the Nugent one's not bad.

There's better music in the world than shit from crazy Texans.

Roy Orbison's a Texan.

Roy Orbison was cleansed of that shit when he worked with David Lynch.

Willie Nelson's a Texan.

You're not helping your case.

No. Never. Enlighten me.

For fuck's sake.

Are you hugging cats?

No, I've rather noticed the things on which I wish to shed my affection only seem intent to return it homicidally. It's... cultivated a certain wariness. I wouldn't know why.