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[notourist]

I meant to make a few inquiries, but I think that it had better wait until part of the population is no longer made up of ponies.

Comments

[friendshipistragic]

Oops. Well, maybe people can answer as ponies.

Is it important?

[asofwar]

What enquiries were they?

audio;

[boutant]

That... might be a good idea.

[notourist]

It would seem so.

And it can wait.

[notourist]

Business inquiries, though not very pressing ones.

[asofwar]

In that case, I will most likely not be of help.

voice;

[mrsnose]

Don't think being ponies makes them less capable of answering. Probably.

audio;

[notourist]

Ariadne. [ A beat. ] Are you affected?

[notourist]

You certainly know better than I do whether that is the case.

audio;

[boutant]

Yes. But considering how I had wings rip out of my back yesterday, I'm kind of glad it was just part of turning into a horse.

voice;

[notourist]

Perhaps not. Even so, I prefer waiting until there is no curse.

audio;

[notourist]

A winged horse.

audio;

[boutant]

An orange one.

[asofwar]

Good luck, nonetheless.

voice;

[mrsnose]

It's probably better. There's more dignity in talking when you're not a horse, I imagine.

[friendshipistragic]

Today would be a good one to go to all the places ponies can't. It won't be so crowded.

[notourist]

I will take it under consideration.

[notourist]

Thank you.

[friendshipistragic]

I hope you won't feel left out, mister!

audio;

[notourist]

Is that of particular relevance?

voice;

[notourist]

And in discussing business matters with someone who is not a horse.

[notourist]

I do not think that I will.

audio;

[boutant]

It's not exactly a natural color for a horse.

voice;

[mrsnose]

Yes, in that too.

[What would she know, she talks business with turnips.]

audio;

[notourist]

It is hardly natural for you to have turned into a winged horse.