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[candothat]

I have been lucky escaping curses this month. The curse where people were trying to eat other people--

[He trails off as a more distant voice becomes far louder. The tone, however, clearly indicates whining.]

Peter, please, I am recording.

[Peter's indistinct complaints fade to an irate murmur.]

That was a curse I did not care for. But in better news, I have found Peter. Howl, Sophie, Tessa? I am bringing him to the house; it seemed cruel to leave him on his own. He may not agree, but he's not good at taking care of himself.

[There's a protest from Peter. Chekov shushes him.]

Also, Tessa? We need to talk, I think.

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action/voice;

[candothat]

Why would I care if you drink?

action/voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

Why do you care about any of the fucking shit you care about?

voice;

[candothat]

[What, someone's trolling Peter? Excellent.]

He is old--nearly forty, maybe.

voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

You know that if you have to say that you're cooler, you're not actually cool, right? Besides, you're fucking eleven. NOBODY is cool at eleven.

voice;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

[Pavel. Don't encourage this. Not that she needs that much encouraging, but still.]

Forty? I was thinkin' older than that. He whines like a baby, though. And argues like one.

[candothat]

[That's certainly not Tessa...]

It is, yes, although that is the first time I have seen something like that here.

video;

[candothat]

Thank you, Sophie.

voice;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

I don't need alcohol to feel good about myself. That's pretty cool.

video;

[mrsnose]

It is technically Howl's house, but I admit I enjoy the way everyone defers to me.

voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

Fuck off and get back to the after school special you came from.

[candothat]

Then I will talk to you when we are both home.

[There's a brief pause as he tries to word the other things he'd like to say, but the words just aren't there.]

[candothat]

That is the consensus, yes, but I like the City most days.

voice;

[minigolfandsushi]

Here's what you need to know about vampires. No matter how pretty they are, no matter how nice they seem, they are heartless, blood-sucking monsters and that will never change. Don't ever, ever invite one into your home.

action/voice;

[candothat]

Bad habit.

[Peter's agitation is clearly entertaining Chekov.]

I would say that you should just buy more, but you already seem drunk.

voice;

[mrsnose]

So...you are definitely not one.

voice;

[candothat]

[Hey, someone needs to troll Peter. Mindy is performing a service to the community.]

Unfortunately, he is louder and drunker than most small children.

video;

[candothat]

Howl is not a responsible adult; you are. Therefore you are in charge.

video;

[mrsnose]

Oh, Pavel. You are so smart.

[candothat]

Howl, are you at all afraid of Sophie?

video;

[candothat]

I never mind being reminded of that.

video;

[mrsnose]

[Laughs.] I'll keep it in mind.

voice;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

Whatever, douche. That just means I won.

Re: voice;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

See a lot of drunk small kids, dude?

voice;

[candothat]

More than many people do. I have been a drunk small kid.

voice;

[pigtailsbutterflyknives]

What?