voice;

[lookjustlike]

[Achoo!]

It grated pepper at me with its arm. [Teddy sounds slightly annoyed and mostly baffled.] I guess I ended up in the totally lame corner of the fighting, but anyway, if anyone sees the one that literally looks like a pepper pot with a grinder appendage, I can assure you that all its attacks are seasoning-based. I dented it, but I'm not about to waste time putting it out of commission when some of these are actually dangerous.

Comments

[inmyothertights]

How is it that we always end up with the lame-o ones?

[team_sociopath]

I get shot at and you get seasoned? That is so not fair.

[lookjustlike]

Sometimes I feel like the city is conspiring to keep me from actually being useful.

[lookjustlike]

This is one of the most ridiculous fights I've ever been in.

[inmyothertights]

Mine threw a plunger at me.

A plunger.

[team_sociopath]

I'm not gonna bother asking if you're ok.

[Cause, well, obviously.]

They're everywhere, it's seriously annoying.

[lookjustlike]

That's just gross.

[lookjustlike]

Have you figured out the best way to take them down? The actually dangerous ones, I mean.

[team_sociopath]

I blew it up.

[lookjustlike]

I guess I'll have to stick to attempts at crushing.

[team_sociopath]

Maybe if you just bent the parts that shoot so they can't, you know. Shoot?

[lookjustlike]

That's the plan. It looks like the only real weak spot.

[team_sociopath]

That or stick to the snackfood ones.

[lookjustlike]

I think I can manage more than that, thanks.

[team_sociopath]

Hey, just a thought.