onlyholey: (prankmasters)
George Weasley ([personal profile] onlyholey) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2012-03-20 05:58 pm

joint post ---> [accidental audio]

[ From the muffled sound of it, it's fairly clear early on that this recording is wholly unintentional, though if the exhilarated laughter is any indication, whatever's happening on the other end is an absolute riot. ]

All right there, Merlin?

[ Comes the familiar-to-some voice of one Fred Weasley, and you can very nearly hear that characteristic wolf-like grin. ]

[Merlin's exhilarated laughing might just be a bit nervous too, because this is really completely unlike anything he has ever tried before. When he replies to Fred, his voice is breathless, and unbelieving.]


Yeah, I'm fine! This is so weird!

Takes a bit of getting used to. [A third voice, familiar to the first but different enough to be recognised as George chimes in.] So are we looking for something in particular or is this pure intelligence gathering?

Hold onto your knickers, would you? We're almost there.

[ "There" isn't exactly made clear, but there's a bit more of just rushing wind before anyone speaks again. ]

Right about here ought to work. What exactly'd you have in mind, oh great one?

[A slight pause, before Merlin replies, sounding slightly uncertain.]

Well. I've been doing some research, so I was hoping I might be able to smash it. I have no idea if it's actually possible and I'm thinking I should be doubting that, but I thought, why not. So if you two have any ideas, feel free to join in?

Lets stick with the classics, shall we Fred? On the count of three...

[ There's a scramble of sounds as a pair of wands are pulled out from pockets, a quiet count of 'three, two, one--', and then a slew of words that are most certainly not in English. The reverberation is a loud distortion, a crackle and a whine, so I really do hope your device wasn't turn up loud.

It's only a heartbeat later that the trio comes clattering out on the other side, grunts and oofs and brooms everywhere, but never mind any of that. ]


Bloody Hell, Merlin! What on Earth was that?

[Confused pause goes here.]

What was what?

Your magic, mate! [ And both twins chime in excitedly. ] Do it again!
designedtoparty: (this is very very bad)

[personal profile] designedtoparty 2012-03-20 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So, what exactly are you trying to do? Deafen us?
boutant: ([upset] worry)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-03-21 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god, what are you doing?
boutant: ([unsure] uhhhh)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-03-21 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
"Exploring" or "exploding"?
boutant: ([curious] why the roof?)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-03-21 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a sigh and, under her breath, a muttered comment. ] You and Eames should spend more time together.

[ Then, louder, ] Did anything actually happen?
wandbreaker: (Edmund - annoyed so deeply)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2012-03-21 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ACK]

What was that?
boutant: ([unsure] uhhhh)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-03-21 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
... How is that brilliant?
wandbreaker: (Edmund - Caspian said whut?)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2012-03-21 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Merlin all right?
wandbreaker: (Edmund - my back)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2012-03-21 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
Well if you break, I'm not taking you home after, am I?
wandbreaker: (Edmund - explanations)

[personal profile] wandbreaker 2012-03-21 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Are you dead?
boutant: ([unsure] that seems dangerous)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-03-21 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
One day you're going to get lit on fire and I'm not going to be surprised at all.
charring: (suspicious glare)

audio:

[personal profile] charring 2012-03-21 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
My ears. What the fuck?
destinedtobeunpopular: (God help me)

[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2012-03-21 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[That hadn't quite gone according to plan.

The thing getting recorded, that is. Merlin is still trying to figure out how to deal with the way this shoves his magic in everyone's faces.]

Sorry! It wasn't meant to be heard.
destinedtobeunpopular: (I didn't say anything)

[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2012-03-21 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
Testing out the barrier! It wasn't really meant to be announced to the world. I guess the deities are trying to say that this isn't something you do.
destinedtobeunpopular: (No I'm pretty sure you're a prat)

[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2012-03-21 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
The... barrier? I tried to see if it would break. Either my research turned out wrong, or it's not happening.
boutant: ([confused] Mr. Charles?)

[personal profile] boutant 2012-03-21 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, you're the new shiny thing. Ariadne usually only hears them sound like that when she does something like "use the microwave". ]

As long as that's all they do. [ Pause. ] Everyone's okay?
destinedtobeunpopular: (No I just thought I saw-- Okay nvm)

audio:

[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2012-03-21 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, Charlie! That wasn't meant to happen.
destinedtobeunpopular: (Hop up now lazy)

[personal profile] destinedtobeunpopular 2012-03-21 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Close enough. Merlin has just tried flying on a broom.]

Just fine! It was a little dizzying, but not harmful.

[Almost fun, really, in its own way.]
Edited 2012-03-21 06:01 (UTC)

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