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[1charmingangel]

Dear City,

I would like to take this opportunity to offer you all just a little bit of advice. There is no need to be concerned about the validity of this since I can assure you that it is all very worthwhile should you decide to pay attention as you should. Now, shall we begin?

Watch out for angels. You heard me...angels. Though they may seem to be the wonderful guardians of good and righteousness, they are actually rather selfish beings that can manipulate our lives on a whim. Life and death are mere words to in their lives, not at all as vastly important as they are to humanity. We are tools in their battle though they claim that they desire to protect us.

I know that this information can be shocking to some but you should pay attention.

Of course, it's your own problem if you don't, I suppose. It's not like it's my problem.

Sincerely,
J

[ooc: Jace is so very cursed.]

Comments

[dulcisnuntius]

You know, I find this kinda racist.

[1charmingangel]

Everyone should listen to me when I'm cursed.

[TRYING TO TELL HER HE DOESN'T MEAN IT.]

[worldofourown]

You speak from experience, I take it?

[1charmingangel]

Naturally.

[Damn it. He hates this curse.]

[worldofourown]

You grew up irreligious?

Or did these 'angels' have a literal vendetta against you?

[1charmingangel]

I grew up following the teachings of my father.

Another thing you should always do...listen to every word your father says.

[dulcisnuntius]

Just cause there are a few angels who are jerks.

Okay. More than a few.

[worldofourown]

I disagree.

If you live your life blindly obeying, it's little better than a waking death.

[1charmingangel]

I have angel blood in me.

[1charmingangel]

Obviously you should listen to everyone cursed to give advice today.

[dulcisnuntius]

So why the hate?

[1charmingangel]

Curse.

[dulcisnuntius]

They happen to the best of us. I think I still deserve an apology milkshakes tomorrow, though.

[1charmingangel]

Tomorrow. When I'm not telling people how wonderful my advice is.

[dulcisnuntius]

Deal.

[1charmingangel]

Your place?

[dulcisnuntius]

Oh Mr. Jace, this is all so sudden!

[1charmingangel]

I'll be gentle.

[dulcisnuntius]

Somehow I doubt that.

[1charmingangel]

Your doubt wounds me to the core of my being.

[one_that_leads]

No.

[livingmyths]

Angels are good.

But sometimes it's hard to tell them from demons. Or ordinary people.

[bedsidemanners]

Now that's unfair.

[1charmingangel]

You should work on saying less. We're too overwhelmed by your advanced vocabulary.

[1charmingangel]

Somehow that doesn't actually give them an argument that favors them.