40 ∞ VIDEO

[designedtoparty]

So, hey. I've got my birthday coming up this month, so while we're all making suggestions, I'm going to suggest you all come along to my party. It doesn't really matter how well I know you, so long as you aren't going to stand around being all night. Just make sure you bring booze. It's not like I can afford to buy enough for all of you. [Or anyone, probably.] Weed'd be a nice addition. Maybe someone could bring along some E, or something.

It's probably going to be on the 15th. Or the 16th, if there's a really bad curse going. Sort of hard to tell around here.

[He's about to switch off his device when he realises he's forgotten one important detail.]

Hey, Barry. When's your flat going to be most freed up? You don't have plans those days, do you?

[Asking people whether they'll host your party before deciding to hold it there is overrated.]

Comments

[invisibilities]

Are you having it at my flat?

[eiremagic]

Do you want me to put it in the Raven?

[valentineluke]

Invite issued to the entire City - you think that wise?

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[notelegrams]

I am reasonably sure the casual mention of recreational botany might bring its own set of guests.

[designedtoparty]

No. I was thinking of having it in a brothel. Why do you think I'm asking you?

[God. Didn't his video make the answer obvious enough for you? Not that a brothel would be all that surprising.]

[designedtoparty]

Not really.

I think I've got it sorted now, anyway.

[eiremagic]

Suit yourself.

[designedtoparty]

Sure. I just have to retract it for anyone creepy enough to want to ask that question.

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[designedtoparty]

That's sort of the point. Does that include you?

[designedtoparty]

Frankie's not invited, by the way, before you start thinking about asking him.

Unless he happens to be cursed interesting that day, then he'd be okay.

[valentineluke]

I'm sure the Police Force will appreciate getting an opportunity for some exercise.

[designedtoparty]

Like the police do anything. I can't even remember the last time I got arrested.

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[notelegrams]

Take heart: if I should decide to impose on your hospitality, you wouldn't know.

[eiremagic]

I don't think Frankie would want to go.

[awkwards]

Fuck no.

[ brb anti-nathaning the flat. ]

[valentineluke]

Open pubic invitation, apartment within the City, underage drinking and drugs - that may tempt them into action.

If your post proves to be nothing more than a smokescreen for an outlaw party, I look forward to watching the Police Force run in circles.

[ethos]

And how bad would a curse have to be for you to postpone the party?

[ because the entire thing sounds like it'd be crazy enough that a curse wouldn't make much difference anyway ]

[designedtoparty]

He might if you make him.

[designedtoparty]

I'm 21. In what kind of country is that still underage?

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[designedtoparty]

I'm supposed to take heart in that? That's actually pretty creepy, especially with your hard on for using text.

[eiremagic]

Why would I make him?

[designedtoparty]

Then don't go. No one said you had to come.

[Because it's totally logical that she be expected to stay away from her own flat for his party.]

[valentineluke]

Some of those attending/crashing may be minors.

[designedtoparty]

I don't know. I hadn't really thought about it.

Like... desert city bad. Or close to it. I don't think we'll have anything on that scale for a while.

[designedtoparty]

I don't know. You might want him there. He is your boyfriend.