Piglet's 28th Adventure

[verysmallpig]

[Very Accidental Video]
[Have a back view of Piglet as he struggles to get a huge cabinet door shut. His little legs peddle furiously and he seems quite out of breath. The reason for his difficulty is very clear to see, because sticking out at all sorts of angles from the door are dozens of packets of Twinkies.]

Now please be good and try to fit! It will all b-be over in a minute and you can get Used to your n-new home...



[ooc: Piglet is cursed with 'Hostess with the Mostest'. Don't expect him to share. >.> ]

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[ronderotarel]

What are you doing?

Video *Just what an Alois might need. A Piglet to forget any bad thing.*

[verysmallpig]

[Piglet gives out a small squeak as he spins around. Behind him, the door swings open and the twinkies pour back out.]

N-n-nothing! Th-that is, I D-don't have a-anything you m-may want... no... not at all.

[At this, he starts picking up twinkie packets and trying to hide them behind his back... and failing of course. Twinkies and Piglet's are far more alike in size than a human and a twinkie.]

[worldofourown]

[It's that Piglet creature again...:|]

Rationing, are we?

Video *Awwww yes*

[ronderotarel]

[Alois doesn't know exactly what Piglet is. He's never seen a piggy who's able to speak before. Still, he decides he likes this little person. Who knows, maybe he's a fairy. Fairies take animal shapes sometimes.]

Are those sweets? You don't have to hide them from me, I won't steal them. My Claude makes me sweets everyday.

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[invisibilities]

How did you get so many?

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[verysmallpig]

F-found them?

[Piglet is a very bad liar.]

I-I mean, someone Gave them to me.

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[verysmallpig]

[Piglet's ears perk up at this.]

D-does Clawed m-make the yellow c-cakes with the white insides?

[If stuffed animals could salivate...]

[verysmallpig]

[Piglet tries to shut the cabinet door again. His little pink leg reaches out in an attempt to scoot some of the stray twinkies back towards the cabinet.]

Wh-whatwhataing?

[worldofourown]

Ra-tion-ing. Stocking food for troubled times. [A pause. What kind of anaolgy would this... thing... understand?] Like how squirrels store nuts for the winter.

[He smirks.]

Surely you don't need so much food? Why not 'share'?

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[invisibilities]

Why did they give you so many?

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[verysmallpig]

Oh, w-why they didn't Want them anymore you see...

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[verysmallpig]

D-do you know where there m-might be more?

[verysmallpig]

S-s-share? Oh, nooo, th-there's not nearly enough for that...

[Piglet logic.]

O-of course, if you had some More... than I can add it to what's Here.

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[invisibilities]

One of the shops would have more. If you wanted to buy them.