52nd Appetizer

[council_king]

You poor things... such a mess lately.

Does anyone need any help? Or am I too late...



[ooc: Your favorite sadistic, haughty vampire has been hit with a Morality Reversal today and is here to lend a helping hand to those suffering.]

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[shall_yield_us]

Oh yes, help, help, help. Do help!

[council_king]

You need help?

[shall_yield_us]

...yes. I've lost something in the sand and thought you might rescue it for me.

*being helpful*

[council_king]

That wasn't the sort of help I had in mind. Have you tried a lost and found? Maybe someone's turned it in...

[worldofourown]

[Confused. So very confused.]

...

Help?

[council_king]

That is what I said, isn't it?

[worldofourown]

Oh! I see...

[The old Lull 'Em Into A False Sense Of Security, eh? Very clever, Rido.]

I'm sure there'll be many grateful citizens leaping at your kind offer.

[council_king]

Of course. I don't often step in.

[private voice;]

[jiyuna_togabito]

A change of heart?

[private voice;]

[council_king]

Clearly they're not able to help themselves.

[private voice;]

[jiyuna_togabito]

And what's brought upon this generosity I wonder.

[private voice;]

[council_king]

... they need help. Why else?

You have been listening, haven't you?

[private voice;]

[jiyuna_togabito]

[Oh, he's certainly going to remember this one. He might even need to hold in a slight laughter to his answer.]

Since when?