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[yourbestguysgun]

This place needs a new sense of humour.

[ ooc: backdated to ice, ice baby because it's funny and i'm an asshole. bucky's an ice-sculpture outside. find him or text him. ]

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[hexuality]

You're telling me. Still not sure how to feel about the other day.

video;

[majorcrotchgrab]

You're only now figuring this out?

[punchedhitler]

I'll come get you.

audio; because steve.

[yourbestguysgun]

I'll just melt.

[ So irritated, so annoyed, so angry. ] You don't want to see this, buddy.

perma-audio; nobody gets to see him as an icicle.

[yourbestguysgun]

Huh. You're back.

And sure, I thought they'd change their nefarious ways one of these days but I guess I was wrong about that.

[yourbestguysgun]

I saw. I meant to contact you but you wouldn't believe the kind of workload January bought about. You doing okay?

[hexuality]

I'm here asking about you, Barnes. Don't turn this around.

[yourbestguysgun]

I'm made of ice. There is no way this is okay.

[hexuality]

You're made of ice.

[yourbestguysgun]

I'm a not so cuddly snow man.

[hexuality]

Are you alright?

[yourbestguysgun]

I'm not a big fan of cold places. Being literally made of it isn't a picnic.

[hexuality]

Stay somewhere cold until midnight.

[yourbestguysgun]

Got that after I melted outside my apartment. Crepe wasn't impressed.

[hexuality]

She didn't start licking you, did you?

audio;

[punchedhitler]

I can't let you just stay out there alone.

[yourbestguysgun]

She was inside. She heard me come home. Then I wasn't there anymore.

audio;

[yourbestguysgun]

Yes you can.

[ Are his teeth chattering? Yes. ] Seriously kid, I'm going to melt if you bring me inside. I already did and then I reformed out here. I don't want you out here. Super soldier or not you can still feel cold.

perma-video; 1/2

[majorcrotchgrab]

I am. You don't sound too thrilled to see me.

[majorcrotchgrab]

And I doubt the City will ever change its ways.

audio;

[punchedhitler]

My asthma isn't going to act up anymore, Buck.

[hexuality]

But you're here now. Don't melt, please. I would be devastated.

[yourbestguysgun]

I'll do my best, Weasley. Can't promise much.

audio;

[yourbestguysgun]

It'll be a twenty-four hour thing. [ He can totally pass the time sitting on a bench like a statue, right?

This is the worst. ]

[yourbestguysgun]

I'm frozen. Maybe my heart is too. [ Or maybe he's a sarcastic little fuck face, that could also be true. ]

How's things been?

audio;

[punchedhitler]

I have a scarf!

audio;

[yourbestguysgun]

You're such a dummy.

[majorcrotchgrab]

I could try and melt it.

[Is he serious or joking? Who knows with Raikov.]

Things have been well. I missed this place.

[yourbestguysgun]

[ Oh. He forgot about your nature. ]

Yeah yeah, you're a charmer.

[majorcrotchgrab]

I know I am.

Did that help any?

audio;

[punchedhitler]

I don't even think I can get sick.

audio;

[yourbestguysgun]

I'm not having you stand around out here because I'm a freaking popsicle right now.

[yourbestguysgun]

The lady across the street probably thinks I'm a creep now, so no.

[ Smiling icy statues a-go! ]

audio;

[punchedhitler]

Who do you take me for, Bucky?

audio;

[yourbestguysgun]

A dumb jerk who won't listen?

[ He's looking out for you Steve. ]

audio;

[punchedhitler]

Stop making excuses. I'm going.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Well, it was worth a shot.

audio;

[yourbestguysgun]

[ S i g h. ]

I'm down by the precinct.

[yourbestguysgun]

So you went home, right?

[majorcrotchgrab]

I did. For a few months although half a year went by in the City.

audio;

[punchedhitler]

Yeah? I'll be there in a while.

audio;

[yourbestguysgun]

I'll just sit here and become one with the scenery.

[yourbestguysgun]

Yeah, we've been pretty busy.

[majorcrotchgrab]

So I've heard. At least about the Anonymous Movement.

[yourbestguysgun]

It feels like it's been more time than that but yeah, they're certainly something.