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Nice watch for sale here, only two greens! Don't get ripped off at the stores-- quality goods for sale here!

[ The barker on the street corner exudes a confidence in sales well beyond many children his age. Armed only with a tattered briefcase packed with odds and ends (jewelry, scarves, cufflinks and other such personal effects), the boy can be found on the corner all weekend or on sporadic bits of video to the network showcasing items. Some passerbys might even find their pockets a little lighter. Actually, does that watch look familiar, or maybe something else being peddled out of the small suitcase? Perhaps it just bares a close resemblance... ]

Earrings and necklaces for pretty ladies. Sure to impress!

[ Al's been aged down for the weekend to age nine. He might be small, but his penchant for less-than-scrupulous business practices remains ever strong. Replies will come from snorky.

Feel free to recognize anything in the briefcase, just let me know what it might be. c:

Someone teach this kid some manners]