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[brobeforehos]

[WHAT EVEN PASSES FOR VIDEO IN HOGWARTS.]

In lieu of the upcoming examinations and Quidditch games, I just wanted to say a few things. Slytherins might be cunning, and Ravenclaws might be smart, and Gryffindors might be brave - but while those three Houses are busy battling over who's the best house, Hufflepuffs are going to just steal this from under your noses. Through hard work and competence. Cool as cucumbers.

This is our year, people. And if it turns out it's not our year, we'll still have a celebratory House feast before the holiday anyway.

Now, if anyone's seen a Dragon Species of Great Britain and Ireland book with a pink Sugar Quill as a bookmark, that's mine and I'd appreciate it be returned. Thanks.

[ooc; Your dedicated, lovely 7th year Hufflepuff, Mae Crawford here with words of wisdom. Hufflepuffs can feel free to 'action' this baby, as she'll be studying for N.E.W.T.s, but non-Hufflepuffs are welcome to loving the view.]

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[team_captain]

Hear hear!

[studmuffin]

[ Flinging himself down beside her. ]

Are you doing the the puff is mightier than the sword thing again, Ashton? [ He always wanted to be Gryffindor. That's where cool, strong, awesome people went. He's a shame to the yellow and black. ]

[brobeforehos]

I am counting on you tomorrow.

[team_captain]

You better get your turncoat friend under control. I hear he's trying to get Wallace to go with him and is willing to go on the Ravenclaw stands to do it.

[Ahahaha Steve has ears everywhere.]

[brobeforehos]

[YOU GET OUT OF OUR HOUSE WITH THAT ATTITUDE everyone's welcome in Hufflepuffs, even if they're ungrateful dicks. They get a smile, too.]

Would I do something like that?

[brobeforehos]

Yes, well, the heart wants what the heart wants. Stiles' heart is just in...many places at once.

[His heart is his dick.]

[studmuffin]

Yes. You've done it every year I've known you.

[ Considering he's younger and all. But she's his best friend so you don't fuck with that shit. ]

[team_captain]

Well the heart needs to match the colors on the scarf. My best friend is a Gryffindor but I wouldn't be caught dead in those stands.

[brobeforehos]

[Well, someone has to remind the school that it's not just green, gold and blue around here, honestly. She's very proud of the people she houses with, they're all her friends. Even the ones who fraternize with the enemy.]

I really do like to watch everyone not in Hufflepuff get their knickers in a twist trying to disapprove my theory that this is actually the best House to be in.

[brobeforehos]

Now, Steve, that's just not in the spirit of good relations between Houses. Bet they wouldn't know what to do with you in their stands. Bet it would make them panic and they'd forget whether to cheer for their team or not, you must do it.

[studmuffin]

[ Privately he thinks Mae is sneaky enough to be in Slytherin but the one time he tried to tell her that she cursed him so. ]

I don't want to do my homework. [ Slumping until he's pressed against her side. ] You should do it for me, you're my favourite.

[team_captain]

They'd know what to do, they just wouldn't be able to, Bucky would break their noses.

[He's a real charmer.]

[brobeforehos]

[She likes to keep him on his toes. It's sad to think she won't get to do it after this year ends. So sad. Very sad. Much sorrow. So terribleness.]

Isn't this predictable. [Swatting his nose with her quill, the actual one and not the chewable sugary one.] What happened with all the energy from before?

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[detentions]

[ Shut up Steve, he can sense you.

To Mae. ] You Hufflepuffs should just have strings attached to you always. Like mittens. Then you'd never lose half the stuff you do.

[brobeforehos]

Then all the better reason. Go and enjoy one game of Quidditch from the Gryffindor stands. Say, for example, the one that's likely to make their house lose and not face Hufflepuff in semi-finals?

[team_captain]

That's not very sporting.

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[brobeforehos]

[Don't look up at her attempt at sabotage, pls.]

You say this now, but we'll talk again when it's your book getting left behind in History of Magic.

[brobeforehos]

I'm not very sporting. But I am all for winning.

[studmuffin]

[ As long as she comes to visit him and his future boyfriend !!! ]

Hey, hey. I had a traumatic experience. [ He's glad, he'd eat her quill and she'd be mad. ] I asked Saya to the game. I am a manly man now. I am so manly you should just swoon right now.

[team_captain]

I'm all for fair play.

[brobeforehos]

And that's why you're the Captain.

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[detentions]

[ ... >| ]

I do it on purpose so the librarian can be reminded daily of her love for me. I'm so handsome, she can't help it.

[team_captain]

That would be it.

[brobeforehos]

I've been writing this essay for the past hour, Stiles, at this point I'd only swoon if you turned into an actual dragon and told me all about your species. [She pauses, long enough to finish the sentence she's been writing because she's been writing I've just decided and now it is so.] Or better yet, offer to write it for me.

[And punctuates that motherfucker before looking up, because this is important.] You still look to be in one piece, so it can't be that traumatic.

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[brobeforehos]

Someone should give you a reward for all this community service you do.