o-o-o // Fourth Entry - Sorted, huh? Sorted, what? (accidental video - open)

[67chevyimpala]

[The feed comes on just as something whizzes through the window of a living room. And here is Dean, looking confused. This state happens more often than he'd like in this place, but a hat that looks suspiciously like a witches hat has just leapt on his head and debated as to which house he belonged. Then it yelled out -]

Gryffindor!!!

[ - and whooshed out his window. He had pulled his gun from the back of his wasitband when it landed on his head and takes a shot at it as it leaves.]

What the hell?

[Then he realizes his device is transmitting and he addresses it, looking ticked.]

Okay, what is a 'Gryffindor'? For that matter, what the hell is a 'Slytherin'?

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[olduvai]

Yelled 'Gryffindor' over my head, too. According to sources, namely Ginny Weasley, it belongs in her world.

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[hexuality]

Don't shoot at the Sorting Hat!

[SO. OFFENDED. OMG.]

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[hischair]

Looks like we're both Gryffindors, man.

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[studmuffin]

You really missed a trick there. You could have said what the hell is a Hufflepuff?

[ Don't worry Dean, it's a joke he knows you won't get. ] Gryffindor's a house in Hogwarts.

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[mapmaker]

[ WHAT DID YOU JUST DO !!! ]

Please don't aim your muggle wand at the Sorting Hat. It's very old you see.

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[67chevyimpala]

Ginny. Figures. Do you know what the hell it means?

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[67chevyimpala]

[Hey, it landed on his head out of nowhere and scared the crap out of him.]

It attacked my head!

[Even as he says that, he thinks it sounds lame.]

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[67chevyimpala]

Kirk! Dude, I... think that's cool. What does it mean?

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[67chevyimpala]

Uh... What the hell is a 'Hufflepuff'?

And what's a 'Hogwarts'? Is it contagious?

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[67chevyimpala]

[I JUST DEFENDED MYSELF FROM A TALKING HAT!!!]

My 'muggle wand'? Is that a euphemism for Vlad the Impaler?

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[studmuffin]

[ Yeeeeeeees. He is internally fistbumping. ]

It's a school house. Hogwarts is the school, it's in Scotland. It sounds super awesome.

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[mapmaker]

[ R U D E. ]

Who? And erm, your ... merlin's beard what do you call it? Your gum!

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[hexuality]

Yes. You're clearly a victim here.

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[olduvai]

I'll let you know when I do.

In the meantime, try not to shoot it. It just yells. I don't think it's actually out to hurt anyone.

[ Action ] Ignore that other comment. >.>

[bettercallit]

[ Clint appears out of no where, bow raised and arrow knocked, but when he sees what he was shooting at and that he missed, well, he stands there and looks at him with an amused brow. ]

Your aim needs work. Remind me to give you pointers before the next piece of clothing attacks.

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[hischair]

Basically we're brave and awesome, as far as I can tell. The hat sorts you into different school houses from Ginny Weasley's world.

[ Action ] Consider it Ignored!

[67chevyimpala]

[Dean, still startled and slightly embarrassed by the whole thing, lowers his gun and frowns at Clint.]

Yeah? Well, screw you. My aim is fine. Legendary.

[He points to where the hat isn't anymore.]

It attacked me!

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[67chevyimpala]

Good. Thanks.

[He rubs the back of his neck.]

It... surprised me.

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[67chevyimpala]

Clearly.

[He huffs, lowers his gun, runs a hand over his head.]

What if I get something from it?

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[67chevyimpala]

I like the sound of that.

And Ginny, yeah. She just jumped down my throat for shooting at her talking hat.

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[67chevyimpala]

[Dean has no idea what that's about.]

And you came across this random information how?

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[67chevyimpala]

[S E L F - D E F E N S E.]

My... what?

[Con-fus-ed.]

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[hexuality]

You won't, trust me. It's from my world.

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[67chevyimpala]

Yeah. So. What's it doing here?

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[hexuality]

You're stuck in the City, Dean. D'you really have to ask me why random things like this happen?