You understand, of course, I'd never ask you to do anything illegal.

[As though the very idea of doing something illegal was laughable to him.]

Your role would be something like that of a very charming, very distracting hostess. I do most of that myself, as it is, but oddly enough, people don't seem quite as distracted by my flirtations as they might be by yours.

[A self-deprecating little smile, and then it's right back to business.]

And what're your requirements?