[ Captains get to make things okay, benefit of the triple stripes. ]

Great, it wouldn't be the same without you. Oh, I'm going to bribe Sulu with sparklers, d'you think it's wise to give him something designed for waving around that can set things on fire?

[ Heh, just kidding but y'know. Putting a FLAMING SWORD in Sulu's hands is kind of a hilarious metaphor. ]