The Flash (Wally West) (
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poly_chromatic2013-10-23 11:14 pm
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[An uncharacteristically bummed Wally is looking into the screen, head resting in his palm. Behind him are the balloons, bobbing cheerfully behind him. It looks as if he's attempting to eat cereal (out of a salad mixing bowl and with a ladle), but for once, he doesn't seem to have much of an appetite.]
Curse days, huh? Aren't they swell?
They've never taken you seriously and they never will.
They're such downers. When I woke up and saw them, they were funny, but now, not so much. They followed me to the bathroom, for heaven's sake. Where else should a man get peace and quiet if not his own bathroom? It's not what they're saying that's bothering me --
You're a joke. You're not a hero. You think you'll ever be a Superman or a Lantern?
It's more that they just don't shut up. And I thought I talked too much. Anyone got earplugs?
You don't deserve to be in the League.
Arrrrrgggghhh!
[He throws his ladle at one - it's knocked down momentarily before it wobbles its way back up.]
And you throw like a baby girl.
Curse days, huh? Aren't they swell?
They've never taken you seriously and they never will.
They're such downers. When I woke up and saw them, they were funny, but now, not so much. They followed me to the bathroom, for heaven's sake. Where else should a man get peace and quiet if not his own bathroom? It's not what they're saying that's bothering me --
You're a joke. You're not a hero. You think you'll ever be a Superman or a Lantern?
It's more that they just don't shut up. And I thought I talked too much. Anyone got earplugs?
You don't deserve to be in the League.
Arrrrrgggghhh!
[He throws his ladle at one - it's knocked down momentarily before it wobbles its way back up.]
And you throw like a baby girl.

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I'd opt for noise-canceling earphones.
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And they're sexist too.
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You throw like a gender neutral infant. The kind of infant who wears blue and pink both because assigning a sex to a color is asinine.
...What the balloon said.
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[What's greater? Wally's arrogance or his insecurities?]
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I'm not on the clock at BestBuy.
[ re: He offers suggestions for free. Handouts are a different story. ]
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Need any company?
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It's still bullshit.
private; I am so sorry for the delay. I've been slow lately....D:
They'er terrible, aren't they...I don't know if it means anything, coming from me, but...well, I don't think what the balloons are saying is true....I think you'er a great hero. One of the best I know.
D8 me too bb. You're fine. Oh, and private.
She doesn't really like you, she pities you. Girls have never liked you.
:3 you're the best, you know? And private.
Rapunzel, dear, you're being fooled...you're so easy to fool, dear, why on earth would you ever thing he liked you?
....sorry...I guess my balloons aren't any more cheerful than yours...Please go away, Mother.
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Oh, please. As if your quips amuse anyone but you.
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No, we are the best! Together!
Real smooth, West.
We're the best AROUND! :D
I really like you too, Wally...and don't listen to your balloons, they're not true. You're great.
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