I'm a copywriter. For an ad agency. Basically, I write all the text for ads. Catchphrases, scripts, television spots... I'd say you might have seen my stuff on TV but you're not from New York and you're also probably from the future, and I really doubt my ads are that transatlantic or timeless.

And you... deal with weird stuff a lot, I guess? I mean, you seem pretty comfortable with it.