brobeforehos: (confused)
Mae Crawford ([personal profile] brobeforehos) wrote in [community profile] poly_chromatic2013-10-01 04:05 pm
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Tuesday, October 1st

11:03 knotting | www.urbandictionary.com

Saturday, September 28th

23:57 pets in halloween costumes | www.search.com

09:45 starting up an online magazine | www.search.com

Friday, September 20th

03:34 sex shops | www.citymaps.net

17:20 trinitrotoluene | www.search.com

[ooc; Cursed and jinxed and it's all Stiles' fault, but hey!]

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studmuffin: (➘ to clean up the blood)

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-10-01 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
NO SEE NOW IT'S A THING. A KNOTTING THING. NOW DEREK WILL KNOW I THINK HIS DICK IS BROKEN.
brobeforehos: (telephone)

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[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
cupio: (( = ) and I'm not keeping now)

[personal profile] cupio 2013-10-01 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Looking up from her device. ]

We should get a pet. A real one this time. Then we could do the whole costume thing. [ See, she's your favourite as she swerves around the sex thing. ]
brobeforehos: (robert deniro)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I had to know what you were so freaked out about
brobeforehos: (billy crystal)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:20 pm (UTC)(link)
And now I regret it
brobeforehos: (capisce?)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think it's nice to make fun of people's bodies, Stiles
brobeforehos: (not impressed!)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:21 pm (UTC)(link)
But oh my god that's so sgfadgdfghbfvdfg
brobeforehos: (haughty)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Now people know I look at pictures of dogs in octopus suits
studmuffin: (➙ but my eyesight is going bad)

1/ WHO KNOWS?

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-10-01 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
HE WON'T LET ME SEE IT
brobeforehos: (shocked)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I need some tea. [Can't unsee the last search.]

I need some tea and chocolate while my life flashes before my eyes.
studmuffin: (Default)

| PRIVATES QUICKLY

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-10-01 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
BESIDES HOW DO I KNOW HE DOESN'T HAVE A WEREWOLF DICK???? HIS EYEBROWS DISAPPEAR MAVIS, HIS DICK COULD DO SOME WEIRD SHIT TOO.
studmuffin: (➙ say a prayer)

| still private shush private forever

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-10-01 02:25 pm (UTC)(link)
besides i'd be okay with it if he did have a creepy penis. i could learn to love it!!!!!!
studmuffin: (➙ one night and one more time)

/oops end

[personal profile] studmuffin 2013-10-01 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
that's sweet !!!! that's not creepy at all omg.
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brobeforehos: (billy crystal)

1/forever

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't know it looked fine to me
brobeforehos: (capisce?)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Not that I saw it up close
brobeforehos: (oh please)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
But he doesn't WALK funny??
brobeforehos: (haughty)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
And some of those tight jeans are tight
brobeforehos: (confused)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:31 pm (UTC)(link)
What I'm saying is it would probably show but it doesn't and you're safe and I need to wash that image from my head
brobeforehos: (billy crystal)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
And maybe apologize to Derek for objectifying him before he kills us both
brobeforehos: (capisce?)

d o n e

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
What's an appropiate Hallmark card for 'sorry i researched your genitals on the internet'.
cupio: (( - ) my brother and my sister slept)

[personal profile] cupio 2013-10-01 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Pushing herself up from the couch with a laugh. ] I'll get it as long as you never impart any knowledge on what that is, okay?

[ Her mom's dating a werewolf. Do not let her know. ]
brobeforehos: (stopping)

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
No. [Drawing her knees to her chest and putting her chin against them] You must be protected.
dignity_misery: (i undid the buttons on my dress)

video;

[personal profile] dignity_misery 2013-10-01 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You could have just asked someone.

[Namely her.]
brobeforehos: (billy crystal)

video;

[personal profile] brobeforehos 2013-10-01 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[C a r e f u l l y]

About...?
dignity_misery: (i don't want your money)

video;

[personal profile] dignity_misery 2013-10-01 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Explosives, and sex.

[...and dog costumes...]
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