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[fastest_dude_ever]

[There's a whole mess of blond in front of the camera. Seventy-two some odd feet of it, actually. Its temporary owner lifts his head up, apparently undressed except for the hair that's tangled around him, somehow managing to cover all the important bits. He is currently trying to walk around a sparse living room, but he trips and lands with an "oof" before pushing himself up again, in front of the comm. Have an earnest, blue-eyed little civilian who most of you have never seen before.]

Okay, so this is a curse thing, right? Another one. I don't like it.

Uhhh...Scott? Pal? If you're out there, could you bring me some food? I can't manage to get any clothes on or any hair off. Er, if any of you out there have a little extra food, I'll be happy to take it, as long as this uh, thing is happening, anyway.

[Cat may be out of the bag, especially because this genius doesn't know how to filter a thing.]

...Rapunzel, I think I may have something of yours.

[[ooc: Yes, he's gotten Rapunzel's hair and lost his superhero identity, which is really very physical when you think about it. So, no costume and he can't even seem to put on a mask to hide his shame.]]

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[affectioning]

[ He recognizes the voice but not all the hair. Well, he does recognize the hair. But, not on Wally. ]

Is that Rapunzel's hair? [ Not helpful, Scott! Also, he can pay attention to what matters .] I could bring you something. What do you feel like?

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[tangledintower]

[Rapunzel, meanwhile, is completely bald today and wearing the Flash's costume (which thankfully covers her baldness). After having a minor freak out this morning about the loss of all her hair, she realized 'oh, its a curse, no big'.]

Hee, you'll get used to it eventually. Your costume isn't what makes you super fast, is it? Because I tried running and I just went the same speed as normal.

[It was a big disappointment.]

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[fastest_dude_ever]

[Loooow whistle.]

It's not, but boy, does it look good on you. Mind running in front of the camera?

8D you used to naked dudes asking for food, Scott?

[fastest_dude_ever]

Er, yeah. [SO AWKWARD. He hides his nipples with two tufts of hair.] Pretty sure it is.

And I'm pretty hungry.... Like, twenty double cheeseburgers would be alright for now, extra toppings. I'll pay you back, promise.

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[tangledintower]

[Aw, gee, you're making her blush now.]

You're not gonna laugh at me, are you?

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[fastest_dude_ever]

[Hand over his naked little heart.]

Of course not, Rapunzel. You have my word.

hahahah. no. but he did see Clint naked thanks to Truth or Dare?

[affectioning]

[ Not that awkward. Scott's seen worse in the locker room! ]

Scalping people, Wally?

[ He shouldn't find this hilarious, right? ] Well, I could do, three. With one for me. I should probably eat, too. [ Twenty is excessive! ]

[mortemscintilla]

[ You sound very familiar, Naked Golden-Tressed Civilian :| ]

Have you tried, um, trimming it? [ Clearly operating on the assumption that this man is a relative of Cousin It. ]

[fastest_dude_ever]

It's magic, so I'm not allowed....

[He knows you! The weird kid!]

And it's on loan, so I wouldn't feel right messing with it.

Better rule 34 search naked Wally.

[fastest_dude_ever]

[Snort.]

Scalping? I'm not Longshadow ohnowasthatracist?. Two burgers?! You want me to starve to death?!

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[medicos]

[ ??? ]

Who the hell has that much hair?

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[tangledintower]

Well...okay...

[She does a little jog lap in his suit, not getting anywhere near up to his speed levels.]

See? Normal speed.

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[fastest_dude_ever]

[Pick your jaw up off the floor, Wally, you little pervert. And get your eyes off her chest.]

You also look better than I do when you're running. You wanna be the new Flash?

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[fastest_dude_ever]

Rapunzel.

[Pause. This could be construed as being smart-alec-y.]

Have you met her?

[mortemscintilla]

[ If only you knew how weird. ]

Why would you loan all that hair?

[ !!! ]

Is it for cosplay?

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[tangledintower]

[You are sooo lucky she hasn't noticed any potential chest staring.]

You're sweet...If I'm the new Flash, you have to be the new Rapunzel! I wonder if the magic still works for you...

...you know, I just realized something. I don't actually know your real name! Just your superhero name!

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[fastest_dude_ever]

[Yay for oblivious princesses!]

Well, uh, how about you come over and we'll talk about it? I'd come to you, but...naked and all. Apartment 212, building 5?

[Not really the circumstances he wanted for inviting her over for the first time, but desperate measures and all. No telling how long this curse will last.]

[fastest_dude_ever]

...Cosplay. That's when kids dress up as other people outside of Halloween, right?

[Yeah, he's been cosplayed.]

Who would I be cosplaying as?!

[mortemscintilla]

I'm...

Not sure. [ Awkward pause. ] The hairy thing from the Addams Family, maybe?

I'm so tired I did ...

[affectioning]

I can't afford twenty!

[valentineluke]

[This long haired blond is amused by your predicament.] Regular hot oil treatments are a must to keep it in good condition.

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[fastest_dude_ever]

What kind of hot oil? I tried to condition it but I didn't have enough....

AND?!

[fastest_dude_ever]

Arrrrgh. Okay. I'll take what I can get. But after this is all over, we're going to a Chinese buffet. Come on over. Building 5, apt [212 or something]].

Well I was surprised. He was foot-fucking a green girl? Some other nakedness

[affectioning]

It might be about twenty minutes. But, then I'll bring burgers by?

[ and sure enough, fifteen or so minutes later, he's knock knock knocking. ]

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[tangledintower]

[Best you not take advantage of that, Wally my dear!]

Sure, I'll be over. And don't really worry about the...well, the hair is long enough to help with that.