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[punchedhitler]

I'm not the police force's lucky charm. Anyone attempting to kiss me will not enjoy the consequences.

[He doesn't mean physical ones. He means the kind like cleaning out the cell bathrooms. Because latrines is the most military kind of punishment the guy can come up with.]

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[studmuffin]

I don't know I can kind of vouch for how awesome that is?

[ He remembers his time with you fondly, Captain America. ]

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[punchedhitler]

Consequences, Mr. Stilinski.

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[studmuffin]

Been there, done that, don't have the t-shirt because the dude at the shop said I was lying.

[ 'I kissed Captain America and I liked it' ]

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[punchedhitler]

Mostly, with you, I'm worried about Lieutenant Barnes finding out.

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[studmuffin]

Why?

[ OMG WHY CAPTAIN AMERICA, WHY? ]

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[punchedhitler]

He's a little protective.

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[tangledintower]

[Looks like somebody's embarrassed about last weekend...! Don't worry, she is too.]

Uh...sorry about kissing you, Steve...that was a really weird curse.

[anunluckypenny]

Do those consequences involve Bucky and a gun? Because that wouldn't be fun.

[Sure, it was just a curse, but.]

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[punchedhitler]

It's...all right. Really.

[punchedhitler]

I wouldn't actually let him hurt anyone.

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[tangledintower]

I still feel bad, though...

...at least it was only on the cheek, I guess...

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[punchedhitler]

Really, you're the least of my worries.

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[tangledintower]

You're not gonna be in trouble about this...are you?

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[punchedhitler]

In trouble? With who?

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[tangledintower]

I dunno. Your bosses? Bucky? It was a curse, but still.

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[punchedhitler]

I'm not in trouble.

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[tangledintower]

Okay, good.

....you were a good good luck charm, though. Just so you know.

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[punchedhitler]

Thanks, Rapunzel. I appreciate it.

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[tangledintower]

You're welcome, Steve.

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[studmuffin]

I'll tell him you were super gentle?

[ No Stiles, just no. ]

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[punchedhitler]

No.

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[studmuffin]

Awh.

[ :C ] It was still pretty great though! Totally a highlight of my crazy City shenanigans. I was dipped, super romantic.

[anunluckypenny]

If people started getting really handsy, you might not have much of a choice.

[punchedhitler]

There's always a choice when it comes to hurting people.