001 mph [ accidental video / audio ]

[fastest_dude_ever]

[A pair of white eyes are staring into the screen. It pans down a bit; nostrils flare as he literally sniffs his communicator. Apparently finding nothing off about the scent, he pulls away and the City is treated to its first glimpse of the Flash in all his red-and-yellow glory. Judging by the lighting and the relatively deserted square, it's probably a few hours before sunrise.

He's pressing at his ear.]

Flash to Watchtower.

[Silence.]

Helloooo? Watchtower? ...J'onn? Mr. Terrific?

[No reply.]

Anyone?

[He glares down at the communicator before a realization dawns on him and his eyes widen in surprise.]

Is this thing recording me? Ugh, that's creepy. What are you, anyway?!

[A large red finger pokes around until the video feed is cut...but he is still audible.]

...Maybe I'll need it. Aw, jeez, have I been hero-napped? Guess I better find out where I am. Kinda sorta looks like Gotham...this thing probably isn't friction proof.... Heh, a giant carousel. That's not weird.

[Some shifting and popping. A few minutes later, muffled:]

WHAT THE HECK?!

((ooc: backdated a bit to around 4 AM))