Captaining's a lot like dating. Like ... being on your own ship, and you have to gauge a situation with everything you've got. Weapons aren't torpedoes, they're your looks and how they get utilized, your personality, playing to your strengths and what you feel comfortable enough to do to make first contact, or just a casual rendezvous.

And I do suck at helping people out with dating advice because I don't know the first thing about what they want to get out of it. I just know what I want and what I'd do in their situation. I can't react for someone, only to them.

Which is ... basically, I suppose, why I think shrinks are crocks. They won't admit that.