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[pinkeffinprofessional]

I fucking hate this devil you know devil you don't shit. Let me tell you - pigs are pigs, and if it walks like a fucking duck and talks like one, it's a fucking duck. Don't let this shit fool you. If you think they aren't watching our fucking communications and taking copious fucking notes, you're fooling yourself. Don't think for a fucking minute that anyone is interested in our fucking freedom. Both sides are playing our asses against the fucking middle.

But hey. If they offer you shit, take it. Step one - look out for number one. Take the shit and run. No fucking obligations.

Shit this crap is making me jittery.

Comments

[Video]

[theonewhodied]

[Have one very unimpressed Japanese schoolboy.]

And we should take advice from a man whose mind is clearly addled by fear because...?

[unflagging]

So are we talking about pigs or ducks here?

[trenchknives]

I think this crap is makin' everyone jittery, y'know?

[Video]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Are you stupid?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Pigs, ducks, cops.

Pick a topic.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You think?

[trenchknives]

Well, I know it's sure as fuck makin' me jittery. I got outta jail for the second time in two months. Fuck this.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shit, kid. Stop getting caught.

[trenchknives]

I didn't even do anythin' this time! They just hauled me in 'cause they thought I was suspicious or somethin'.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Must be your hair.

[trenchknives]

The fuck's wrong with my hair?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well, it apparently screams criminal.

[trenchknives]

There're a lotta guys with hair like mine.

[Maybe not around the City, so much, though.]

Don't seem all of them gettin' arrested.

[Video]

[theonewhodied]

Brilliant, a mind reader!

Tell me what I'm thinking now.

[Video]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well there's no fucking point, is there?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Like who?

[trenchknives]

Like...

[Okay. You might have a point there, Mr. Pink.]

You seen the guy who has the same face as me? His hair's way worse.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah well, he's a cop. What's your excuse?

[Video]

[theonewhodied]

And is there any in barking at us like a mad dog?

People will do as they please. Your words mean so little.

[trenchknives]

I dunno, what's your excuse for that mustache?

[Video]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

So you're wasting your time to come and tell me that?

Well, aren't you special. Keep up the brilliant fucking work.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

It flatters my face. Does the haircut flatter your scalp?

[trenchknives]

Look, I've seen your face without that mustache on it.

[Albeit twenty or so years older, as far as he can tell.]

You look better without one.

[Video]

[theonewhodied]

I'm not wasting my time, I have all the time in the world.

It's not like I'll die and regret those precious seconds wasted looking at your strangely shaped nose or your receding hairline.

Besides, I wonder what it says about how much you value your remaining time. Hurling insults at a boy. Don't you feel ashamed?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Well.

Thanks.