[Oh. Theo's running on full tilt paranoia. He just expresses it differently.]

Because it'll confuse everyone who's listening in on us. I mean you've expressed absolutely no interest in sex whatsoever since I've known you despite some very pretty girls throwing themselves at you. And I've been constantly talking about how much I miss my fiancee and can't wait to get back to her.

Either that or they'd just get really disgusted at the sex talk and stop listening.

[Pauses]

Or they'd just like listening in.

Never mind. Bad idea.