[He flashes her a bright, Inigo smile. That smile, he hopes, will spare him from some of her wrath when she discovers he's been duping her this whole time.]

I'll remember you said that! Aren't you glad you kept Falchion sheathed? Dizzy and limbless...I wouldn't even be fit for pasture.

[A couple wrong turns later, and he can actually see her very recognizable back. He approaches quietly, hand over his screen again. Once he's close enough, he sinks down next to her- not touching, though. There's still space between them. He wonders how long it'll take her to notice.]