Whistle a Happy Tune (accidental video - open)

[skintoskin]

[When the device turns on - of its own accord - Neil is restockling the shelves at work and... humming? Well, humming and whistling, switching around at random, apparently. He's in tune and he can whistle, but is he... sort of singing, too? What is he singing about?

The items he's putting on the shelf!

And making it up as he goes along. So. Hummmed, whistled and, in parts, sung to the tune of 'Somebody', by Depeche Mode.]

Hmmm-hmmm, hmm-hmm-hmm, hmm-hem-hmmm-hmmm, humm, humm, hem,
[whistle, whistle, whistle]
I put shampoo on the shelf, 'cause it's getting real low,
And if your hair isn't clean, then no one will want to go...
Out with you anytime, unless you take care
Of your hygiene and stuff, and that includes your hair...

And then you will need, to pick up some soap,
This one's handy 'cause its on a rope...
But when I am clean, I want somebody
To rub my back and maybe try to grope me...

[ooc: Et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. And the singing curse begins for Neil...]

Comments

[hates_most_things]

That's it, I'm changing the locks before you come home.

[skintoskin]

What? Why?

[hates_most_things]

Dude. Listen to yourself.

[skintoskin]

[And he sings to her to the tune of Queen's 'Bohemian Rhapsody'...]

Am I off key?
Or did I get it wrong?
I can't seem to talk without
Singing some fucking song...

[hates_most_things]

Yeah...I don't want to live in City! The Musical.

[skintoskin]

[Bohemian continues where it left off, only this time, Neil has turned from restocking the shelves to enact his song.]

What can I do
If the singing won't fuckin' stoppppppp?
I'm just a poor kid, doing my best...

[hates_most_things]

Duct tape?

[skintoskin]

You know, I understand what you mean,
Maybe I should come clean...

[And arms up...]

Take me as I am, girl,
Sometimes I'm just fuckin' weird...

[Arms lower..]

Like now...