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[bedsidemanners]

[There is a hand reaching out from a small pile of blankets, fumbling around in the air.]

Mmmm.

[Still fumbling. Eventually his fingertips reach the wall, and Raphael, eyes half-shut and grumbling quietly, finally bothers to poke his head out of the sheets, shifting into sitting up in bed. A bed that for some reason isn't an elaborate four-poster. And the nightstand he's looking for just isn't there.]


Where did I put that--

[Clink.]

[Clink.]

[Raphael warily lifts his other hand. There's a handcuff on it and a small chain. Raphael stares at it for a second and then, shaking his head, starts to peel the covers off the other person in bed and see just who it's attached to, expression curling into total distaste once he sees his face.]

What are you doing here?

[ooc: Handcuffed to Kira!]

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[valentineluke]

How wonderful it is to own a circus and thus have popcorn readily available for times like these.

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[sympathyforme]

[He needs a moment to figure out what is going on and then he just rolls on his back, staring up at the ceiling.]

Why have you forsaken me?

[Yes, the devil quotes the bible for fun. He looks back at Raphael and arches an eyebrow.]

You're the one in my bed, so I should be asking that question.

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[bedsidemanners]

[Raphael's contempt is palpable.]

I have no idea. I just woke up here.

[And as he fidgets with the chain...]

Now get the key or I'll be late for work.

[bedsidemanners]

Good for you.

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[sympathyforme]

...usually I could care less about what you have to say on any given topic, but this is actually fascinating.

Just what do you think happened here why that you believe that I have the key to these?

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[bedsidemanners]

You're not seriously trying to blame this on a curse, are you?

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[sympathyforme]

...you're little more than dead weight when you're not chained to me.

[Seriously, what is even going on in your head?]

But, wait, you're of course right.

[He shakes his hand so the chains rattle.]

Oh, Raphael-sama, now we can finally be together the way I always wanted us to be. Come let me embrace you.

[The least passion, ever.]

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[gotashortfuse]

Raphael.

Why are you chained to my brother?

[He's remarkably calm.

For now.]

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[bedsidemanners]

Dear God, get away from me.

[So much disgust he's actually scooting back the pitiful amount he can.]

[Not that it really makes any sense that Kira would do this. Raphael purses his lips and turns deliberately, childishly away, considering. This is going to be a long day.]

I don't have time for this.

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[bedsidemanners]

It's not by choice.

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[gotashortfuse]

Oi. That ain't what I asked.

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[bedsidemanners]

Because it's a curse.

[Never mind his accusations earlier.]

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[gotashortfuse]

Ya sure?

[He does believe him. He's just checking okay.]

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[bedsidemanners]

Yes.

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[gotashortfuse]

Yeah well I don't like this.

[JUST FYI.]

And stop talking to the perv stalker.

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[bedsidemanners]

This isn't how I wanted to spend my morning, either.

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[gotashortfuse]

Then stop talking to them.

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[bedsidemanners]

I can't avoid talking to Kira now.

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[gotashortfuse]

Yes you can.

[indecent_butterfly]

[Ne didn't think this day could get any worse. Better to make the best of it.]

And so you end up enjoying a room here no matter your will.

[Not that he'll understand the remark.]

[bedsidemanners]

Here? You live in this place?

[indecent_butterfly]

[Well that makes it slightly better.]

You did not realize where you are?

[bedsidemanners]

I didn't know you lived with him. I'd always been under the impression he could barely stand the sight of you.

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[bedsidemanners]

If we don't communicate someone is going to get dragged.

[indecent_butterfly]

He agreed to let this One stay when they moved in.

One does suppose it is a good thing the bed was mostly empty when you joined. [Not sure how Alexiel would have reacted to a sudden third joining in.]