034: VIDEO

[intheblanks]

[Hello, City. Today Blond Doctor is looking rather perturbed.

And holding a pink hankie.]

Um. The old lady who runs the hospitality cart just spitwiped my face.

[He stares, for a minute, then turns his device off.]



[ooc: general post for the 12/13th. Should you wish to, then feel free to come and mother him nicely or aggressively in comments or action <3]

Comments

voice;

[hexuality]

Maybe you had something on it.

[synanthrope]

You forgot your dinner.

voice;

[intheblanks]

I didn't have spit on it.

[intheblanks]

...I'll probably eat here.

Video

[trenchknives]

Shit, y'mean I ain't the only one people're being weird to today? Some customer kept tellin' me to put on a coat or I'd catch cold, even though it ain't cold out.

[synanthrope]

I should meet you.

voice;

[hexuality]

At least she didn't spit at you.

[Pause.]

You should brush your hair.

Video

[intheblanks]

At least that suggestion's hygienic.

voice;

[intheblanks]

Tru—[Hang on while he smooths a hand back to check this] Was there something in that?

Re: Video

[trenchknives]

Yeah, I can't argue with that -- you got the worse end of that bargain. Did you at least have somethin' on your face to wipe off, or did you get spit on for no reason at all?

[intheblanks]

For dinner? Alright - I'll see if there are tables somewhere less heavy on the strip lights and cold pizza.

[synanthrope]

I'll bring food.

Video

[intheblanks]

You'd have to ask her. I'm fairly sure I recall washing this morning.

Re: Video

[trenchknives]

I'm gonna assume people're just bein' crazy today, then. Not like it's different than any other day, which I guess you'd know, workin' in the hospital 'n all.

[intheblanks]

Carry out?

[synanthrope]

I cooked.

Video

[intheblanks]

This does seem to be where crazy reaches critical mass.

Re: Video

[trenchknives]

I'd ask you what's the craziest thing a patient's ever done, but that's probably against some kinda privacy rules.

[intheblanks]

You cooked. Dinner.

[synanthrope]

Yes. And knitted a scarf.

[The scarf turned out pretty good, actually.]

Video

[intheblanks]

Probably, but there's an entire troop of green toy soldiers in a box labelled 'retrieved from colon' in the surgeon's lounge.

[intheblanks]

[Maybe he can eat that.]

I realise you're the one with the fashion nous, but isn't scarf season mostly done?

Re: Video

[trenchknives]

[When torn between laughter and horror, the best thing to do is go with horrified laughter, of course.]

Okay, that makes me feel better about any trip I've ever gotta take to the hospital, because I know it's never gonna be as bad as that shit.

[A pause.]

Probably "that shit" was poor phrasin' considerin' you just mentioned colons, and all.

[synanthrope]

I thought I could get ahead for the season.

[intheblanks]

[Hello crazytown, this is sanesville calling. We humour your citizens here.]

I'm sure it's a great scarf.