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poly_chromatic2013-05-08 08:17 pm
unflagging) wrote in poly_chromatic2013-05-08 08:17 pm
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[Voice Post;]
[Clicky-clicky, settling sounds. Okay, okay. There's a little chatter in the background, some voices. Ah--a familiar voice, the owner of this device (if one knows him--such as one can know him):]
You ready?
[Some agreeing sounds. Another pause... And then...]
Oooooooooh! You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Ooooooh!
[It's a pity it's only audio--but it must be said that the audio imitation isn't...bad. I mean, it's as good as one might expect. The visual must be quite the remarkable pantomime show, as the nearby giggles would suggest. Perhaps he's disappearing into his own jacket and spinning into the floor behind the magic shop counter with a bend of the knee and careful timing (actually, this is what's happening, and it is a decent little pantomime trick).]
Oooooooooh...
[Silence... A giggle.]
Hey!
[Okay, jumping back up, yeah. That explains the snapping slap of footfalls.]
And that's the Network today, ain't it? Well. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen and...whatever else. Thank you. Thank you.
[Some giggling and a little applause. A little.]
All right, all right, okay. That's enough laughter at the expense of the cursed and less fortunate. I'll do a better one. Okay.
[The rattleslap zippering sound of shuffling cards.]
Here... Whoops--gonna need both hands, so--
[Click.]
[//voice post ends]
[ooc: Someone's on the Network while at work. Ooooooh! But you can't fault him. He does good Wizard of Oz jokes, right? Sure. And his timing is the best. tl;dr: he's actually hanging out doing sleight of hand and other card tricks and coin tricks and nonsense for lulz at the shop. It helps sales. Sure.]
[Clicky-clicky, settling sounds. Okay, okay. There's a little chatter in the background, some voices. Ah--a familiar voice, the owner of this device (if one knows him--such as one can know him):]
You ready?
[Some agreeing sounds. Another pause... And then...]
Oooooooooh! You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Ooooooh!
[It's a pity it's only audio--but it must be said that the audio imitation isn't...bad. I mean, it's as good as one might expect. The visual must be quite the remarkable pantomime show, as the nearby giggles would suggest. Perhaps he's disappearing into his own jacket and spinning into the floor behind the magic shop counter with a bend of the knee and careful timing (actually, this is what's happening, and it is a decent little pantomime trick).]
Oooooooooh...
[Silence... A giggle.]
Hey!
[Okay, jumping back up, yeah. That explains the snapping slap of footfalls.]
And that's the Network today, ain't it? Well. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen and...whatever else. Thank you. Thank you.
[Some giggling and a little applause. A little.]
All right, all right, okay. That's enough laughter at the expense of the cursed and less fortunate. I'll do a better one. Okay.
[The rattleslap zippering sound of shuffling cards.]
Here... Whoops--gonna need both hands, so--
[Click.]
[//voice post ends]
[ooc: Someone's on the Network while at work. Ooooooh! But you can't fault him. He does good Wizard of Oz jokes, right? Sure. And his timing is the best. tl;dr: he's actually hanging out doing sleight of hand and other card tricks and coin tricks and nonsense for lulz at the shop. It helps sales. Sure.]
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Your voice can get higher than I figured. But yeah, everyone's turning into puddles, it's weird.
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Jeez, someone tries to say you can do cool voice tricks and you throw it back at them.
What've you been up to? I'm not melting over here, so that's good.
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Oh yeah, speaking of excitement, do you know anything about a guy who can make himself all ghost-like so spells go right through him, and he can make black holes that suck up all your magic, and he can call up lots of bugs that sting you, and all that.
I ran off, because I really wasn't ready for black holes or anything, but I'd like to go get him back one of these days.
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