You know what's great about waking up at 6 in the morning? Realizing that nothing strange is happening. No curses. No statues coming to life. No monsters rampaging through the city. Nothing.
Why can't all days be like this?
(I know, I know. CAUSE THE DEITIES ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKERS WHO WON'T LEAVE US WELL ALONE.)
Also, since I'm up -- anyone here knows if there's a gym anywhere in town? [ He wants to work out so he can kick the shit out of Nathan Young. It's been long overdue. AND! for other more positive reasons like -- it's good and it's healthy and who wants to have a beer belly at this age? Not him. ]