15 June 2012 @ 08:57 pm
[So he's been here for a bit, and with nothing to do, it's never a good thing.]

Right, this place has to have something for me. Back where I'm from, I did three years worth of training in I guess something similar to the Navy. [Time differences, man.] Anyway, I'm currently in need of something to do. Idle hands, as they say.

Also a bar. Point me to a good bar.
 
 
05 June 2012 @ 07:06 pm
[How to work inferior tech? Right. All you see is a nice shot up Kirk's nose and a disgruntled noise before it just goes to black. What is this? Really?]

Right, so some city. I'm sure you all get the same yammering, but seriously? There's an earth ending crisis I'm in the middle of and need to get back to. Now. [There's a pissed off Romulan he needs to go punch.]

So tell me who is in charge and how we go about leaving this place.

Also, did I somehow timewarp into the past, because I've only seen a device like this in a museum.