05 November 2013 @ 10:39 pm
 Has anyone seen Mr. Orange?

This is important. I think there's some kind of a Network error problem or something. He's not getting back to me. 

That ain't right. 

Private to Orange;;

Hey, Asshole. Are you mad or what?

[Hours later]

Kid, seriously. Quit it.

[Not long after that.]

Freddy, tell me you're okay. Twenty four hours, man. You know what that looks like don't you?

[ooc; This is exactly what it looks like :(]
31 October 2013 @ 02:12 pm
I respect anybody who's fighting the good fight up on high. Suits me fine to keep my big nose out of it. I'm not gonna deal out the 'this too shall pass' nonsense because as bad as this is...Christmas ain't even here yet.

Me and Christmas don't get along.
23 September 2013 @ 10:53 pm
I get that I am old by comparison to a lot of you. Good on you. Enjoy it. It's not gonna last.

Let me say one thing, and let me be perfectly clear: I am not your grandpa. I'm not anybody's grandpa. Okay?  
25 August 2013 @ 07:21 pm
 I know everybody gets up in arms about clowns. I don't blame anyone a lick. But what gets me are the clowns that aren't wearing makeup. There are plenty of those.

...I try to keep out of politics, in and out of the City, but can someone give me the short version of what the flying fuck is up in the sky? Looks nice. If it's gonna start raining acid or some shit, I wanna know who the jerk off is.
26 July 2013 @ 09:41 pm
Whenever times are tough, everyone looks for a distraction. I try to go about it the right way. You can only drink so much. And for all the people who really took ill in a big way, I don't think a doctor would recommend hitting the bottle. Even though it's mostly through, I was compiling a list of great movies. Some of em are old.

Angels with Dirty Faces
First Blood Rambo
Scent of a Woman
Raiders of the Lost Ark
The Big Doll House
Body Heat
The Graduate

I'm trying to pick out big ones. There are others, plenty of others. Who doesn't like movies, you know? Anyway, I stand by all of these recommendations. Go on and ask if you wanna know more. I think that's better than yammering on too long.
09 June 2013 @ 05:48 pm
I dunno if this is a shit way of looking at it but... as long as we're not living in a fucking sandbox I'm okay. Except that didn't involve the sky falling. Business gotta carry on somehow.

duct tape
bottled water
Jack Daniels

07 May 2013 @ 09:29 pm
One thing that is pretty swell about May is that after Cinco de Mayo, all the tequila is cheaper. I think they got plenty of specials going on. I've always been a guy who likes his Mexican food and drink. South of the border is where the good shit is at. The bad shit too. What's a few bad patches though to get what you want? Anywhere you go, there'll be crime. Some places you can see it without having a magnifying glass.

I don't know much about this fuss for fucking ice cream but I could go for a drink. Tacos if they got any. 
30 April 2013 @ 05:43 pm
I'd be real content to never, ever have to do that again. Never say never, not even in these parts... but if I can do anything to prevent another [he pauses to try and find the right word, wait. Nope. No word exists] time like that, you'd better believe I would.

[Except, except, except isn't desperation how a man like White got into the prison? Anyway, he's clean shaven, washed and looking comfortable. The short, short video is cut off.]

Private to Pink;

Hey. I got a question.
27 April 2013 @ 09:55 am
 [It's not the network device that is projecting the image. It is a high mounted camera in the yard of the prison. The water around the island is blue and inviting just beyond the fences. That is if you can see it. The camera can't. Mr. White can't. Right now he is leaning up on the fence, staring out. He doesn't have any sunglasses to hide his expression. Concentration, worry, subtle despair. 

After a moment he pushes off.

The other inmates are working out, smoking, socializing. He walks and keeps to himself, walking stiffly and with purpose. Don't mess with me. Lips purse and he starts to whistle.]

16 February 2013 @ 11:39 pm
 I never know what the fuck to expect when this kind of bullshit goes down. Don't be a horse's ass and then everything should be fine. Plain and simple.

How's about we start off with a decent conversation point. The Stones or The Beatles?
21 January 2013 @ 10:53 pm

Before I say anything that might hurt somebody's feelings, I think there are some talented people in the City. I feel like I got to see three percent of those talented people recording themselves doing shit. The rest I think I could do without. I'm not a professional critic so go ahead and lick your wounds with that too. You know, talent shows are a good way to get perspective if you think you have something. I just hope it's more Gong Show than Star Search where you gotta wait it out. My own gong was remembering there's other shit to do.

But talking about the Gong Show reminds me, sometimes you get surprised. No, I didn't see a Popsicle Twins reenactment. I wouldn't have minded though.

[ooc; you're welcome]
22 December 2012 @ 12:31 am
Y'know I'm an easy going guy for the most part. I get worked up like everyone else when push comes to shove. When it happens, I do have to take a step back. ... what person doesn't? With the last curse it got me thinking that some people really get crazy when their girl or man kisses somebody who's not them. I get that. Except when you really think about it it's like rubbing elbows or bumping in a door way. It's just a touch. And fuck, it's a curse. Nobody wants to get the run around with those. I don't think I've heard anyone say "I wish I had that curse" when one is going around. 

Where was I? Oh yeah. Kissing is a touch. When it's got that chemistry or there's a motive to really get up on the other person and that person's not you, that's when you got a problem.
29 November 2012 @ 12:37 pm
 [A list appears on the network!]

winter coat---blue?
get skates sharpened
braces? padding?

pine scented air freshener
gun oil

Marshmallow Mateys

Current Mood: busy
04 November 2012 @ 10:27 am
 I don't quite understand why people have this condition to go on talking to strangers out of the blue. Not everybody's gonna be an upstanding and friendly sonovabitch. 

All I gotta say is watch it. That's not a threat just facts. And stop by the joint with 24 hour pancake joint. You'll know it when you see it.
22 October 2012 @ 02:28 am

I dunno if there's a way to filter out age sensitive material and make sure kid's don't hear anything so I'll say this: if you can't go to any PG-13 movies scram.

[He'll wait a few seconds. And yes, Mr. White. There is a way. His filtering skills are only exclusive to private messaging. So sue him. Mr. White clears his throat.]

Are we good? [Like anyone can answer, White.] Okay.

I heard this one at the barber's. A man steps into a watch shop and he takes one look at the hot young thing working the joint and he plops his penis right there on the counter. The lady is aghast. 

"Sir! Sir!" [The intonation of his voice goes up a pitch to imitate.] "This is a watch store! You can't just show your dick like that, it is inappropriate!"

[Right back he goes to his average tone.]  So the man says to her, "What? All I want a pair of a hands and a face on this."
24 September 2012 @ 12:53 pm
 Why's everybody stating the obvious? Winter's gonna come. Spring after that. Then summer before you know it.

I'm a warm weather guy myself.
29 August 2012 @ 02:40 am
Is there some kind of a stamp card or bingo card for all the stuff that pops up outta nowhere here? I mean things to shoot.

At least start giving out carnival prizes.

Private to Mr. Pink

Hey. You holding up?

[occ; forward dated to midday!]
06 August 2012 @ 08:18 pm
Today is one of those days that are going to be way better looking at sometime next week.

[Oh. He's on video? Yes. Yes he is. And he's wearing a Brewer's cap to hide a portion of his rather electrified hair.]

And I'm not sorry for any kind of harsh reply that's going to come out to anybody who makes shocking jokes. Fuck you.
31 July 2012 @ 10:46 am
Whenever I'm not sure of what to do in a situation I take a step back and think of that Kenny Roger's song. It sorta simplifies shit quickly. That secret to surviving is knowing what to throw away and knowing what to keep.

I personally prefer the Johnny Cash to the original, it's the original though that sticks with you.
16 July 2012 @ 02:53 pm
Sometimes I get the feeling that this place is trying to make everybody out to be a bitching and moaning asshole. Everything can't be wine and roses. But I guess my opinion don't hold much weight since I didn't spend the weekend with a pussy or as a little kid.

I try and keep active, you know. Maintaining the upkeep of shit you own. Pride of ownership. And if you don't own anything you take care of, what's the fuckin' point. If you got your sanity, go ahead and keep it up. If you're even the slightly on a high, go with it.