24 November 2013 @ 03:32 pm
Didn't we just do this not that long ago?

What the fuck are you all doing back here?
 
 
26 October 2013 @ 11:59 pm
[Michael can be seen staring at a corn wall. True he could try to fly over it but he has other things on his mind. Very important things.]

Do you think it's a bad idea to burn these walls?

[Just asking.]

Will it destroy everything?
 
 
10 September 2013 @ 02:19 pm
Someone tried to tackle my cats today. Probably 'cause they were tryin' ta get to me and I was in the sky.

Sucks to be them.

[He grins.]

Who else wants to try to tackle 'em? It's fuckin' hilarious.
 
 
23 August 2013 @ 06:15 pm
OI!

Am I gonna get in trouble if I fry some clowns?

[The correct answer should be no.]
 
 
06 July 2013 @ 01:53 pm
What the hell? You're all still here?

[Damn it, he went to go hunt because of this. Now he resurfaces and you people aren't gone?]

Geez. Get lost already.
 
 
10 June 2013 @ 11:56 am
[It's a lovely day for a picnic, isn't it? Carla is spread out on a checkered blanket with an assortment of snacks, watching something she finds terribly entertaining from afar. She picks at the fruit salad, popping pieces into her mouth with her fingers.

After a moment, she calls out a criticism,]


You could work on his aim a little.

[She lifts the device to turn the camera around, like a mother recording baby's first steps. Her little black and tan Shiba Inu is prancing excitedly around Archangel Michael, little bursts of flame exiting his mouth with every bounce.]

He's missing the worms.

[Michael waves at her, as if to tell her to shut up because she's being annoying, then kneels.]

Yeah, yeah. Hang on. Oi! [He's talking to the dog now.] Ya want ta have a treat? Then do this.

[And he fries a worm.]

Now you do it.

[The dog sits, staring up at Michael eagerly, only to send a fireball up into his face. Wrong target, Peanut. Michael just brushes the fire away because Angel of Fire.]

Wrong target, dumb ass. [He aims the dog's head at a worm.] That one.

[Peanut yips in confusion, inadvertently scorching the worm in front of him....]

Good dog! [Michael grins and offers him a treat. Then aims him at another.] Do it again!

[Oh hey. Praise. Peanut glances up at Michael, but definitely has it down now. Yip. Sizzle. Yip. Sizzle.]

[Carla claps, setting down the camera again to flop on her picnic blanket and carry on stuffing her face.]
 
 
05 June 2013 @ 03:25 pm
Any assholes who try to stop me from using my fucking powers are going to get barbecued.

That is your only damn warning.

[There's a crackling of fire behind him.]

I am the great Michael-sama, Angel of Fire. No one can tell me how I can use my shit.
 
 
08 May 2013 @ 12:24 pm
RAPHAEL!

[Somewhere there is an angel shouting at the top of his lungs. Well, almost. Apparently he can get louder.]

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!

FIX THIS!

RIGHT NOW!!!


[ooc: Michael is melting and in a panic. Which makes him hotter. Which makes him melt faster. Oh dear.]
 
 
03 April 2013 @ 05:04 pm
[Micheal is on his bed with all the fire kittens on his back and Raphael on his legs and his head resting on his house cat sized dragon. The mommy fire cat is curled against his side. He's either very affectionate or cold.]

Anyone know how long it takes for kittens to be old enough that people can play with 'em and stuff?

[Well, his are likely old enough but he figures other people know better.]
 
 
01 April 2013 @ 01:14 pm
Oi! All of you can chill out already! They're just dragons and they're supposed ta do this shit!

Stop being flailing morons! It's annoying!

[Says they guy with the flame proof house the black dragon behind him yawns and lets out more fire.

He also really wants to keep his dragon! So, he makes a filter:]


Private )
 
 
16 March 2013 @ 01:56 pm
[Michael's eyes are really wide as he stares at the camera.]

Um...I have a question...

[He turns the camera around to show Xi, the fire cat, with a bunch of baby fire cats around him. Raphael, the tabby cat is nearby and looks oddly proud of himself.]

Those things...

The kittens...

I don't...

WHERE THE HELL DID THE DAMN KITTENS COME FROM? I HAVE TWO BOY CATS!
 
 
06 February 2013 @ 01:54 pm
[Michael looks so irritated as he looks at the camera. Obviously there is someone standing behind him but all you really see is their torso. It also looks like they're laughing silently.]

That does it.

[He grabs the person's collar and yanks them down to his level to reveal it's Setsuna laughing his ass off. Quietly. No sound.]

Someone better tell me why this asshole won't talk to me. He's broken or some shit and just does this quiet crap. It's stupid and I want to know how to make it stop.

So tell me now before I beat him up.
 
 
17 January 2013 @ 12:33 am
[Michael is sitting there curled up against a giant fire tiger...thing. (Did it get bigger?) He is pouting because of this, clearly not pleased with something. Don't worry though, he'll share.]

I've decided something. Snow is shit. It's stupidly cold and wet and everything and I hate it.

[True he can handle the cold and even melt it but that doesn't mean he can't think it's stupid.]

Blizzards suck and I don't ever wanna see another one.
 
 
16 December 2012 @ 08:31 pm
[Michael comes on smiling and laughing as he pulls his goggles up so he can see better. Putting them on the top of his head, he grins.]

Hey! There's some cool animals down in the Underground!

[He holds up a red cat that appears to be purring and the tips of its ears are on fire.]

This one is mine now. He just needs a badass name.
 
 
03 November 2012 @ 01:51 pm
You're all so damn noisy. Why don't ya all just go the fuck home?

[He huffs then realizes something.]

Raphael, if you're here then don't show your damn face to me. I hate you, you bastard. So stay away from me because I'm never talking to you ever again.
 
 
02 November 2012 @ 01:36 pm
[He meant to filter this but it seems that he's forgotten to. Instead, anyone can see it as he speaks. So anyone can hear that he doesn't sound like himself.]

Hey, Setsuna...Charlie? Can we go blow shit up?

I don't wanna be in this house anymore...
 
 
24 October 2012 @ 11:32 pm
[The device shows a lot of static before that clears to show a house with a giant hole in the roof and much of the furniture inside destroyed. There is very little that has been left in one piece and plenty of it is still smoking from a flash fire that hit it.

In the center of it all is Michael. He's got his knees pulled up to his face and his arms wrapped around them. He doesn't want to see anyone. His wings are currently out, flared behind him as his shoulders shake a bit.

If one listens carefully, they can hear his muffled voice.]


...asshole...who said you could go? I was supposed ta get us both out of here. We were gonna go together.

...how could you just leave me?

[Grabbing a giant rock, he picks it up and throws it against a chair, smashing it without looking at it.]

I hate you, Raphael! I hate you!
 
 
07 October 2012 @ 01:27 pm
Hey, you idiots! Stop being cursed for a bit!

[Yes, he thinks that will help. Shut up.]

Tell me what you're supposed ta get someone that's gettin' married!

[What? He doesn't know okay.]
 
 
27 September 2012 @ 02:55 pm
[The feed turns on to show Michael's face almost pressed RIGHT UP AGAINST THE SCREEN. He is NOT HAPPY.]

OI! SETSUNA!

SOMEONE EXPLAINED THIS SHITTY PAPER TA ME AND IT SAYS I CAN'T BLOW UP SHIT!

[No Mika. It only says you can't blow up the house.]

WELL I'M PUTTING IN SOMETHIN' THAT SAYS YA CAN'T DO ANY PERVY STUFF TA ME EVER! LET'S SEE HOW YA LIKE THAT WHEN WE'RE MARRIED!
 
 
01 September 2012 @ 12:01 am
[Hello there City. Have a nice aerial view of Raphael's house. It's so nice isn't? All put together and lovely? Well, that's about to change as a giant ass SKULL drops down onto the roof, smashing through it. There's some laughter behind the camera before the device falls through the hole and lands facing up towards the sky.

Through the hole, an angel flies in with fiery red hair and a big grin on his face. He lifts his googles up onto the top of his head as he crouches and looks in.]


HEY RAPHAEL, YA DAMN BASTARD! PUT ON SOMETHING TA DRINK BECAUSE WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE TONIGHT!

[Dropping in, he makes his wings vanish and picks up his device to grin down at it.]

Alright all ya shit heads and assholes. It's about time I came back and put ya all in line. So get ready because the great and wonderful Michael-sama is back to kick your asses.

[A pause as he remembers something.]

Oh yeah. And if you're really cool maybe I'll get you a present. Maybe. Raphael's gettin' first pick though.