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[eiremagic]

[The voice is a little deeper than usual, gruffer, and definitely not pleased at all]

Fuck this shite.

I've been here five years. Half a bleeding decade - and never once - this is crap! I don't fucking care if it's only a day I want me fucking body back right fucking now!


[ooc: replies from bomblikeaboy]

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[onset]

[you... sound familiar.]

Y-your body?

[bomblikeaboy]

I'm not a fucking boy!

[onset]

Of course not. You're... cursed?

[bomblikeaboy]

You know I am.

[onset]

Right. I do know. Obviously.

[bomblikeaboy]

Oh, for fuck's sake. Peter.

[onset]

[erk] Must you really swear like that?

[bomblikeaboy]

I've got a fucking dick! The last thing I'm fucking worried about is the state of me mouth!

[onset]

[HIS GENTLE EARS]

Well, I'm - I'm sure it's temporary!

[bomblikeaboy]

It better be fucking temporary!

[onset]

Not that I'm the expert in this conversation, but they usually are.

[how do you even... feel...

he's sure he doesn't want to ask]

It's the first time it's happened to you?

[bomblikeaboy]

Yes.

[onset]

I'm sorry. [er.] Any tips I can offer you?