4 . VIDEO . fourth-wall weekend

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Sorry - what's going on, exactly?

[ooc: FOURTH WALL COME AT ME BROS]

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[chrometophilia]

Alien abduction. Joint dream. Inception. Maybe.

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For the last time, Parker. Inception's just a movie. It's not real.

[chrometophilia]

So was the Thomas Crown Affair, but it was based on a doable heist.

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You think someone's running a con on us.

[chrometophilia]

I think Hardison would do one of his screams for saying the C-word in public.

[distinctions]

Yeah, well. Making Hardison scream like [a girl ] he does is a hobby.

[chrometophilia]

He doesn't find it funny. [He's the only one.]

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I think it's funny.

[chrometophilia]

You know good humour.

[distinctions]

Yeah, that's me. [ Or, y'know, not. But Hardison screaming is always going to be funny. ]

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You know, I wouldn't find any of that too hard to believe.

[chrometophilia]

You're the one living here, right?

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I am right now, yes. Not really by choice.

[chrometophilia]

But you should know more about what's going on.

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Ah, yes. That would be wonderful. I'm not exactly sure how it would help, though.

[chrometophilia]

You wouldn't have to ask people who just came here what's going on.

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I didn't realize you had. [...] Just come here.

[chrometophilia]

Oh. Yeah. But don't worry about that.

[onset]

You certainly don't seem like you are.