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[hexappeal]

[The video opens with a view of a seemingly infinite hallway, illuminated by various sconces scattered about the walls. Zatanna is visible in the shot for the first time since she has arrived, her costume clean and pressed. The tailcoat floats along with each echoing step.]

About time something of mine showed up here. I guess I was just looking in the wrong places. It's always alternate dimensions, you know. [She stops at a double-door, hesitating before entering. She gives you a quick peek of her room; it's large and clean and decorated tastefully. If you squint you might have caught a few large prints featuring the likes of Thurston and Kellar (and, if you're very observant you might catch posters for Duck Soup, The Last Man on Earth, and a headshot of some handsome guy...) on the walls behind her before the screen zooms in so you can't be nosy.]

It's a little quieter than it should be, but I'm not going to complain. [Movement, as she sits on her bed and bounces a few times.] I'm now officially in a good mood, so let's jam. What's shaking, City? Tell me something about yourself. Let's be friends. [Why does that sound like a threat...]

Comments

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[sickbeat]

i have a bulbous and veiny and kind of twitchy growth on my back and its name is margaret
but otherwise i think im a pretty swell guy
holding down a 9 to 5
come home to the wife and kids and the family dog and settle down with a fatherly newspaper

permavideo;

[hexappeal]

That's very courageous of you, particularly if said growth talks.

[sickbeat]

it practically composes sonnets at the top of the hour every hour 24/7
so if you know a place that needs an mc or an opening act for jazz night
margarets your gal

[hexappeal]

No, not at the moment. I'm a little new here, myself. However, I might be able to suggest a place or two eventually.

[sickbeat]

cool
did you get cursed yet?

[hexappeal]

No? [She ate crapton of mooncakes, though. And the clothing thing doesn't apply to her, since she was naked and didn't care at the time. Oh, and she usually goes commando. :( Alas...]

[sickbeat]

which deity did you become best friends with god damn

[hexappeal]

I've been told Zeus is a fan.

[sickbeat]

no zeus is badass
im talking about the deities here

[hexappeal]

'fraid not, if that's the case.

[sickbeat]

man
first day i got here i got my ass cursed
the hell
this isnt fair

[hexappeal]

Like I said, I'm very likeable.

[sickbeat]

what
im likable

[hexappeal]

I didn't say you weren't. [Only that she is more of that. Heh.]

[sickbeat]

bullshit you totally implied it
it was so obvious it practically zumbad its way into the square in nothing but a pink glittery thong

[hexappeal]

What.

[sickbeat]

what

[hexappeal]

I can barely make out what you just said.