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[orangetoughguy]

Okay that was pretty bad but you know what? It's still not as bad as a Made in 1965 shirt.

Comments

[shortcut]

Yeah, and?

[orangetoughguy]

And, what?

[shortcut]

What do you think? What's the comparison prove?

[orangetoughguy]

It proves it was bad, but it wasn't too bad.

[shortcut]

Got it. Congratulations on reaching another generality.

[orangetoughguy]

Oh come on it's fucking t-shirts not Shakespeare.

[shortcut]

What's your point?

[orangetoughguy]

That it could be worse but it wasn't so I don't know chill out or something, dude?

[shortcut]

So we're back to the beginning. Forget it—congratulations.

[orangetoughguy]

What the hell kind of answer were you looking for? I ain't a bartender you know.

[shortcut]

Who says I'm looking for anything? Just didn't think this place'd be populated by blind optimists.

[orangetoughguy]

Whoa hey wait a second. I'm not a hippie or anything, okay?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Kid.

[orangetoughguy]

What.

[You can't call him that you know only who can call him that fff.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Sixty-five, that's all I'm saying.

[orangetoughguy]

I know you look a whole lot older but I know you're not that old.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

How old do you think I am?

[orangetoughguy]

Over thirty.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, okay. I'm over thirty.

[orangetoughguy]

Thirty-five.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Older than that.

[orangetoughguy]

Okay grandpa.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Shit, if you call me grandpa, what the fuck do you call Mr. White?

[orangetoughguy]

Mr. White.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Made in 1965...?

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah. You know...

[Is he going to have to explain it to dat Raikov.]

[majorcrotchgrab]

[Yes because he's from 1964...]

I don't.

[orangetoughguy]

[What a grandpa.]

Made in 1965...made by your parents in 1965...what do your parents have to do to make you...

[majorcrotchgrab]

... America has those kinds of shirts?

[orangetoughguy]

Yeah. First Amendment you know.

[majorcrotchgrab]

Oh. Those things.

Who would want to make those kinds of shirts anyways?

[orangetoughguy]

Somebody who knows how to make money off parents who want to make their kids miserable.

[majorcrotchgrab]

How cute.

[orangetoughguy]

You don't got much of a sense of humor do you?

[majorcrotchgrab]

One should respect their parents, and the parents shouldn't subject their child to such... crude jokes.

[orangetoughguy]

....Do you wanna be somebody's daddy someday?

[majorcrotchgrab]

[He laughs]

Not unless I adopted...

[orangetoughguy]

[He's gotta think about this one. To joke or not to joke??]

Sorry about your balls.

[majorcrotchgrab]

You could always check them for me.

[orangetoughguy]

Dude. Buy me a drink first.

[majorcrotchgrab]

You're no fun.

[whitetwoguns]

...good year as I recall.

[orangetoughguy]

What are you recalling?

[signatures]

You're still older than me.

[orangetoughguy]

And aging better?

[signatures]

I bet you have some Native American in you.