01 [video]

[zipperbent]

[hey what up. this is Bolin's face. NOW IN BEAUTIFUL 3D! up close and personal. say hi to it!]

Oh hi. This doohickey was in my pocket. I'm...not really sure how it got there! But it has a lot of buttons and I figured if I pushed enough of them, something would happen. Probably a terrible life decision but I've been known to make terrible life decisions from time to time.

[paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuuuuuse]

Soooooo. Here I am. Talking at weird technology. Alone. By myself. Yup! That is what I do.

[some angry tittering, and Pabu the fire ferret runs up Bolin's shoulder and shoves his nose in Bolin's ear.]

Eesh, sorry buddy, sorry! I didn't mean alone alone.

[a pause, as man and fire ferret stare at each other. then Bolin faces the camera again.]

I am lost and confused and apparently I missed a few huge details in the time it took me to travel from where I was to where I am. I might be damaged goods.

Help.

Comments

action?

[metaman]

[In today's performance, Abed will be playing the role of Jimmy Tong. He's running around in a tuxedo - where'd he get it? who knows.

He grabs for Bolin's arm.]

Slowly. Don't look behind you.

action!

[zipperbent]

[OH GOD. OH GEEZ. OH MAN. SUDDEN ARMGRAB. Bolin's first instinct is to try to spin around, but he catches himself so abruptly that he jars his shoulder.]

Ow! Ow. Ouch. I'm not looking. I am the picture of a person who does not look. [he is flexing his fingers a little bit though. there's earth around. if he's gotta, he'll give whoever this dude is a friendly...er, nudge.]

action~! /o/

[metaman]

I'm being followed by two men.

[He slips Bolin a piece of paper. (If Bolin were to look at it, he'd see it's a receipt for the suit rental.)]

Don't let them get this piece of paper. Okay?

action LMAO THIS IS SO RIDICULOUS

[zipperbent]

[..........how is it that trouble manages to find him wherever he goes. even when he's lost. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE. the paper is practically burning a hole in his hand.]

Oh, I couldn't. Your paper will miss you too much if you give it to me. Why are you giving it to me.

action BEAUTIFULLY RIDICULOUS

[metaman]

Because they'll never suspect you.

[He quickly looks behind him.]

I gotta go. Before they spot me with you.

[He takes off at a run.]

action ABED YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON

[zipperbent]

[WHAT. NO. DON'T LEAVE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHERE ARE YOU GOING. NO, COME BACK. jsfjalfjalfoasdfja

he's just. going to stand here. pitifully. watching abed run away (because he looked now). with the paper in his hand. no idea what to do.]