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[saturniapavonia]

text;

No cellphone reception. No cash or major credit cards accepted. And me without a clue.

What is this? Yeah. A city. What is this really?

[ooc; Behold a very pissy and confused Roman who just walked his way from the forest. Welcome him the only way you know how, City.]

Comments

[valentineluke]

At least you have the clothes on your back, and that they are dry.

[saturniapavonia]

Things really are on the up and up.

[valentineluke]

Anything else you need cheering up over?


(Luke doesn't know what this human actually is, or the real reason why he's talking to the kid. He's subconsciously sensing and responding to a semi-distressed vampiric anonymous within the vicinity.)

[saturniapavonia]

I got a whole Christmas list.

[Just Roman. Just, you know, ignorant completely of his own birthright. Nothing special to see here whatsoever.]

[valentineluke]

What are the Top Five?

(Some stuff does fly under even the best preternatural senses radar. With kid's true identity under tight wraps, this supernatural guy will automatically believe junior here is nothing more than a snarky but amusing human.)

[saturniapavonia]

[Think think think.]

My car. My credit cards to work. I'm here.

[God Roman, that's only three.]

[valentineluke]

Rather surprising to see neither 'girls' nor 'money'.

[saturniapavonia]

[He's very ashamed that money is what he wants to say. But can he? Should he? The very thought of a hand out but that's just how it works. Penny said to call it a gift.

His birthday is coming up...]

I can handle girls.

[valentineluke]

Plenty of them about. Keep a sprig of mistletoe handy during the holidays.